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Good morning postman fans!
I got my copy of scamper the other day, ordered it to give to my nieces and nephews.
since I don't have grand babes yet. but you know what? I liked it so much, I'm gonna
keep it myself lol. watch the sample clip and you will see what I mean.
scamper
The Adventures of Scamper
This precocious penguin will get children right
into the swim of things by teaching them about the Antarctic environment,
obedience and overcoming difficulties.
http://www.tinyurl.com/2ayrq8
Dear postman.
I really like the movies could you do more of them?
Sarah from Ok.
Hey Sarah!
It would be nice if I could do so. Unfortunately, movies take up a great deal of
space on the website. They require a lot more resources, and as always it seems there
is a limited amount of funding available. Hopefully, if the readers support our advertisers,
I will be able to add more and more movies as time goes on.
postman
Bet you didn't know you could get a FREE pair of sunglases, huh?
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Chanel(R) sunglasses. Get your pair FREE*
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A public service announcement from
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Be sure to wear protection when engaging in sexual activity!
"In the first place, we should insist that if the
immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an
American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be
treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for
it is an outrage to discriminate against any such
man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin. But
this is predicated upon the person's becoming in
every facet an American, and nothing but an
American...There can be no divided allegiance here.
Any man who says he is an American, but something
else also, isn't an American at all. We have room
for but one flag, the American flag... We have room
for but one language here, and that is the English
language... and we have room for but one sole
loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."
Theodore Roosevelt 1907
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES
Bud lite
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies060.html
The statue
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies061.html
news clip
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies062.html
Cialis
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies063.html
the jeep
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies064.html
you drank too much
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies065.html
THE THREE STOOGES!!!!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies066.html
The Comics
your honor
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t020.html
company morale
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t021.html
you better learn
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t022.html
in the morning
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t024.html
late for dinner
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t025.html
family circus
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t026.html
The Jokes
A man fell asleep on the beach under the noonday sun and
suffered a severe sunburn and heatstroke. He was taken to the
hospital where his skin was a bright red, painful and started
to blister. Anything that touched him caused agony.
The Doctor attending and prescribed continued intravenous feeding
of water and electrolytes, a mild sedative and Viagra. "What good
will Viagra do him in that condition" the nurse inquired.
"It will keep the sheet off of him."
_________________
In a class, a teacher showed the students a brick and said,
"Now everybody will tell me what you think about when you see this brick.""
I think of our heroic toilers who build communism using such bricks," one
student said."Good. Now you, Sveta."
"I think about our heroic forefathers who used such bricks as a weapon when
they fought on barricades during the Revolution."
"Very good. Now you, Peter."
"I think of a pussy."
"And why, permit me to ask, are you thinking of such a thing when I
specifically showed you this brick?"
"No reason, I just always think of pussy."
______________
A young Chinese couple gets married.
She's a virgin.
Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.
On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her
husband undresses in the darkness.
He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring.
"My darring," he whispers, "I know dis you firss time and you berry frighten.
I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting -
juss anyting you want.
You juss ask.
Whatchu want?" he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly,
which he hopes will impress her.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly)
for her request.
She eventually shyly whispers back, "I want to try someting I
have heard about from other girls... Numbaa 69."
More thoughtful silence, this time from him.
Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her...
"You want... Garlic Chicken with corrifrowa?"
___________________
A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the
doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live.
Given this prognosis, the man asks his wife for sex.
Naturally, she agrees and they make love. About six hours
later, the husband goes to his wife & says, "Honey, you
know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please do
it one more time?" Of course, the wife agrees and they do it
again. Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his
watch and realizes that he now has only 8 hours left.
He touches his wife's shoulder and asks, "Honey, please...
just one more time before I die." She says, "Of course,
Dear," and they make love for the third time.
After this session, the wife rolls over and falls asleep.
The man, however, worried about his impending death,
tosses and turns, until he's down to 4 more hours. He taps
his wife, who rouses. "Honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do
you think we could...."
At this point the wife sits up and says, "Listen, I have to
get up in the morning. You don't!"
__________________
Buffalo's movies
gagvid0079
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/121107.htm
German Ad for Cat Food
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/121108.htm
gesto de amor1
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/121109.htm
That's all folks!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman!
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
where the world goes for its daily dose of humor!
(made in the USA)
THIS EZINE IS FREE TO ALL WHO ASK FOR IT
adult humor. wanna subscribe? send a blank email to:
PostmansCorner-
Disclaimer.:
Don't like what you read?
keep yer comments to yerself,
I don't give a rip:)
wanna unsubscribe? don't bug the list owner, he'll just send you a nasty email.
just hit reply to this email and...cya!!!
Want to change email addresses? use your yahoogroups settings to do so.
If you are not sure how to do that, use the subscribe and unsubscribe instructions instead
Good morning postman fans!
I got my copy of scamper the other day, ordered it to give to my nieces and nephews.
since I don't have grand babes yet. but you know what? I liked it so much, I'm gonna
keep it myself lol. watch the sample clip and you will see what I mean.
scamper
The Adventures of Scamper
This precocious penguin will get children right
into the swim of things by teaching them about the Antarctic environment,
obedience and overcoming difficulties.
http://www.tinyurl.
Dear postman.
I really like the movies could you do more of them?
Sarah from Ok.
Hey Sarah!
It would be nice if I could do so. Unfortunately, movies take up a great deal of
space on the website. They require a lot more resources, and as always it seems there
is a limited amount of funding available. Hopefully, if the readers support our advertisers,
I will be able to add more and more movies as time goes on.
postman
Bet you didn't know you could get a FREE pair of sunglases, huh?
Make sure you’re ready for the sun with the season’s hottest eyewear –
Chanel(R) sunglasses. Get your pair FREE*
http://www.tinyurl.
A public service announcement from
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Be sure to wear protection when engaging in sexual activity!
"In the first place, we should insist that if the
immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an
American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be
treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for
it is an outrage to discriminate against any such
man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin. But
this is predicated upon the person's becoming in
every facet an American, and nothing but an
American...There can be no divided allegiance here.
Any man who says he is an American, but something
else also, isn't an American at all. We have room
for but one flag, the American flag... We have room
for but one language here, and that is the English
language... and we have room for but one sole
loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."
Theodore Roosevelt 1907
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES
Bud lite
http://www.thepostm
The statue
http://www.thepostm
news clip
http://www.thepostm
Cialis
http://www.thepostm
the jeep
http://www.thepostm
you drank too much
http://www.thepostm
THE THREE STOOGES!!!!
http://www.thepostm
The Comics
your honor
http://www.thepostm
company morale
http://www.thepostm
you better learn
http://www.thepostm
in the morning
http://www.thepostm
late for dinner
http://www.thepostm
family circus
http://www.thepostm
The Jokes
A man fell asleep on the beach under the noonday sun and
suffered a severe sunburn and heatstroke. He was taken to the
hospital where his skin was a bright red, painful and started
to blister. Anything that touched him caused agony.
The Doctor attending and prescribed continued intravenous feeding
of water and electrolytes, a mild sedative and Viagra. "What good
will Viagra do him in that condition" the nurse inquired.
"It will keep the sheet off of him."
____________
In a class, a teacher showed the students a brick and said,
"Now everybody will tell me what you think about when you see this brick.""
I think of our heroic toilers who build communism using such bricks," one
student said."Good. Now you, Sveta."
"I think about our heroic forefathers who used such bricks as a weapon when
they fought on barricades during the Revolution."
"Very good. Now you, Peter."
"I think of a pussy."
"And why, permit me to ask, are you thinking of such a thing when I
specifically showed you this brick?"
"No reason, I just always think of pussy."
____________
A young Chinese couple gets married.
She's a virgin.
Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.
On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her
husband undresses in the darkness.
He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring.
"My darring," he whispers, "I know dis you firss time and you berry frighten.
I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting -
juss anyting you want.
You juss ask.
Whatchu want?" he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly,
which he hopes will impress her.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly)
for her request.
She eventually shyly whispers back, "I want to try someting I
have heard about from other girls... Numbaa 69."
More thoughtful silence, this time from him.
Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her...
"You want... Garlic Chicken with corrifrowa?"
____________
A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the
doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live.
Given this prognosis, the man asks his wife for sex.
Naturally, she agrees and they make love. About six hours
later, the husband goes to his wife & says, "Honey, you
know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please do
it one more time?" Of course, the wife agrees and they do it
again. Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his
watch and realizes that he now has only 8 hours left.
He touches his wife's shoulder and asks, "Honey, please...
just one more time before I die." She says, "Of course,
Dear," and they make love for the third time.
After this session, the wife rolls over and falls asleep.
The man, however, worried about his impending death,
tosses and turns, until he's down to 4 more hours. He taps
his wife, who rouses. "Honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do
you think we could...."
At this point the wife sits up and says, "Listen, I have to
get up in the morning. You don't!"
____________
Buffalo's movies
gagvid0079
http://www.buffalos
German Ad for Cat Food
http://www.buffalos
gesto de amor1
http://www.buffalos
That's all folks!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman!
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