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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

I am really disappointed with the people over at Mythbusters
forums. They have a bulletin board system over there where you
can post comments on topics from past episodes and suggestions
for new episodes. They did several shows on the possibility of
a cell phone being able to ignite a gas air mixture say at a service
station. They decided after their tests that it couldn't happen
although there is a record of at least one incident where it did
happen.

Then along comes the release of the new Apple iPhones this month
that come with a manufacturers warning that they not be used in
explosive atmospheres. The phone has a slider on it that operates
a manual switch or rheostat that can produce a spark and a big bang.
The material I sent has been waiting over two weeks for moderation
and posting. and each day I receive a report from them saying it is
still
awaiting moderation, I guess that is what bugs me the most.

Be careful out there it's Monday... buffalo

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In a class, a teacher showed the students a brick and said,

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"Very good. Now you, Peter."

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Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1039

That's What's It's All About

Rudy: Dance lessons! Are you kidding me?
No way.

Katie: Yes, I have taken dance lessons Rudy
and you should do. We have the holidays coming
up in a few months and this is Oklahomas 100th
birthday and we should be invited to dances.

Sandi: It makes sense. I will joing. Ginger has
signed up already. Come on Rudy. I need a partner.

Rudy: Oh all right. I do have my Tux, spats, and
derby in my closet. When do we start?

Katie: In about one minute. Jacque is coming up
the driveway now. I paid him to teach the rest of
you how to dance. He is bringing Fifi along with him.

Rudy who has changed clothes is wearing his tux,
derby, spats and is looking quite dapper: Miss Sandi
may I have this dance?

Sandi: The pleasure would be mine sir.

Ginger: Katie, they sure dance well together.

Katie: Sigh, yes they do. They always ran well together,
now they dance well together. Sandi is doing a good job
of keeping her feet out of the way of Rudy's feet most of
the time...LOL.

Ouch owie.. Watch it you Oaf!

The herd in Guthrie-

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