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we do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman!
LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES
why mothers don't do yoga
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies089.html
hot cup of coffee
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies090.html
dumb ass of the year
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies091.html
what the heck
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies092.html
baby gas
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies093.html
THE COMICS
not what she had in mind
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u020.html
the date was going well
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u021.html
lecture time
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u022.html
waiting
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u023.html
lordy lordy
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u024.html
don't tell me let me guess
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u025.html
what do you mean?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u026.html
on a cold day
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u027.html
you ordered a pizza?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u028.html
Irishman trying to learn golf and having a terrible time of it. "I'd give
just about anything to get this right!" he says aloud.
Straight on the Devil appears and says "Anything?"
"Well, short of selling my soul, yes."
"How about giving up sex for the rest of your life?"
"Done and done!" He finishes the game in rare good form and rumor of his
deal spreads thru the clubhouse. One of the members, a reporter, sees a
story here and asks him, "Sir, is it true you made a deal with the Devil to
become a great golfer?"
"True, enough."
"And you gave up sex as your part of the bargain?"
"True again!"
"And may I have your name, sir?"
"Certainly. Father Mike O'Ryan."
________________
Get to the Back of the Line
It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale (and some advertising in
the local paper) were the main reason for the long line that formed in front
of the store by 8:30AM, the store's opening time.
A small man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed back,
amid loud and colorful curses. On the man's second attempt, he was punched
square in the jaw and knocked around a bit and then thrown to the end of the line again.
As he got up the second time, he complained to the person at the end of the line,
"That does it! If they hit me one more time, I'm not opening the store!"
__________________
Q: Why did the hillbilly cross the road?
A: His dick was stuck in a chicken.
_____________
A man is working on the buses in the US collecting tickets.
He rings the bell for the driver to set off when there's a woman half getting on the bus.
The driver sets off, the woman falls from the bus and is killed. At the trial the man is sent
down for murder and seeing as it's Texas he's sent to the electric chair.
On the day of his execution he's sat in the chair and the executioner grants him a final wish.
"Well" says the man, "is that your packed lunch over there?"
"Yes" answers the executioner.
"Can I have that green banana?"
The executioner gives the man his green banana and waits till he's eaten it.
When the man's finished, the executioner flips the
switch sending hundreds of thousands of volts through the man. When the smoke clears the man is still alive.
The executioner can't believe it.
"Can I go?" the man asks.
"I suppose so," says the executioner, "that's never happened before."
The man leaves and eventually gets a job back on the buses selling tickets.
Again he rings the bell for the driver to go when people are still getting on.
A man falls under the wheels and is killed.
The bloke is sent down for murder again and sent to the electric chair.
The executioner is determined to do it right this time so rigs the chair up
to the electric supply for the whole of Texas.
The bloke is again sat in the chair.
"What is your final wish?" asks the executioner.
"Can I have that green banana in your packed lunch ?" says the condemned man.
The executioner sighs and reluctantly gives up his banana.
The bloke eats the banana all up and the executioner flips the switch.
Millions of volts course through the chair blacking out Texas.
When the smoke clears the man is still sat there smiling in the chair.
The executioner can't believe it and lets the man go.
Well, would you believe, the bloke gets his job back on the buses.
Once again he rings the bell whilst passengers are still getting on, this time killing three of them.
He is sent to the electric chair again.
The executioner rigs up all United States electricity supply to the chair,
determined to get his man this time.
The man sits down in the chair smiling.
"What's your final wish ?" asks the executioner.
"Well" says the man, "Can I have that green banana out of your packed lunch?"
The executioner hands over his banana and the man eats it all, skin included.
The executioner pulls the handle and a brazillion volts go through the chair.
When the smoke rises the man is still sat there alive without even a burn mark.
"I give up" says the executioner, "I don't understand how you can still be alive after all that?"
He stroked his chin. "It's something to do with that green banana isn't it" he asked.
Nahh" said the bloke, "I'm just a really bad conductor"
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven't seen each other since graduation.
They begin to talk and bring each other up to date.
The conversation covers their husbands, their children, homes, etc and finally gets around to their sex lives.
Sue says "It's OK. We get it on every week or so but it's no big adventure, how's yours?"
Sally replies "It's just great, ever since we got into S&M."
Sue is aghast. "Really Sally, I never would have guessed that you would go for that."
"Oh, sure," says Sally, "He snores while I masturbate."
BUFFALO'S
Movies
French
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/60504.htm
Grandad
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/60505.htm
Gulosos
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/60506.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman!
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
where the world goes for its daily dose of humor!
(made in the USA)
THIS EZINE IS FREE TO ALL WHO ASK FOR IT
adult humor. wanna subscribe? send a blank email to:
PostmansCorner-
Disclaimer.:
Don't like what you read?
keep yer comments to yerself,
I don't give a rip:)
wanna unsubscribe? don't bug the list owner, he'll just send you a nasty email.
just hit reply to this email and...cya!!!
Good morning postman fans!
Have you tried the new cherries and creme Starburst?
Now is a good time.
Try them for FREE!!
FREE STARBURSTS
CHEW on THIS!
Get 24 Packs of your favorite fruit chews in 4 NEW great-tasting flavors -
FREE*!
Imagine the taste of a delicious frozen yogurt fruit smoothie packed into
a rich & creamy chewy square of candy.
That's the savory flavor of NEW STARBURST BERRIES & CREME.
• Mixed Berries & Crème • Raspberries & Crème
• Blueberries & Crème • Strawberries & Crème
Nothing says summer like a berrilicious STARBURST.
>>Get Your FREE* 24-Pack SAMPLE Now<<
http://www.tinyurl.
and also:
FREE KIX CEREAL
Get one box of
kix cereal
delivered to your door
FREE
part of a healthy breakfast
no added colors
no added flavors
no preservatives
12 vitamins and minerals
http://www.tinyurl.
THE OLDER I GET THE BETTER I USED TO BE!!!!
we do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman!
LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES
why mothers don't do yoga
http://www.thepostm
hot cup of coffee
http://www.thepostm
dumb ass of the year
http://www.thepostm
what the heck
http://www.thepostm
baby gas
http://www.thepostm
THE COMICS
not what she had in mind
http://www.thepostm
the date was going well
http://www.thepostm
lecture time
http://www.thepostm
waiting
http://www.thepostm
lordy lordy
http://www.thepostm
don't tell me let me guess
http://www.thepostm
what do you mean?
http://www.thepostm
on a cold day
http://www.thepostm
you ordered a pizza?
http://www.thepostm
Irishman trying to learn golf and having a terrible time of it. "I'd give
just about anything to get this right!" he says aloud.
Straight on the Devil appears and says "Anything?"
"Well, short of selling my soul, yes."
"How about giving up sex for the rest of your life?"
"Done and done!" He finishes the game in rare good form and rumor of his
deal spreads thru the clubhouse. One of the members, a reporter, sees a
story here and asks him, "Sir, is it true you made a deal with the Devil to
become a great golfer?"
"True, enough."
"And you gave up sex as your part of the bargain?"
"True again!"
"And may I have your name, sir?"
"Certainly. Father Mike O'Ryan."
____________
Get to the Back of the Line
It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale (and some advertising in
the local paper) were the main reason for the long line that formed in front
of the store by 8:30AM, the store's opening time.
A small man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed back,
amid loud and colorful curses. On the man's second attempt, he was punched
square in the jaw and knocked around a bit and then thrown to the end of the line again.
As he got up the second time, he complained to the person at the end of the line,
"That does it! If they hit me one more time, I'm not opening the store!"
____________
Q: Why did the hillbilly cross the road?
A: His dick was stuck in a chicken.
____________
A man is working on the buses in the US collecting tickets.
He rings the bell for the driver to set off when there's a woman half getting on the bus.
The driver sets off, the woman falls from the bus and is killed. At the trial the man is sent
down for murder and seeing as it's Texas he's sent to the electric chair.
On the day of his execution he's sat in the chair and the executioner grants him a final wish.
"Well" says the man, "is that your packed lunch over there?"
"Yes" answers the executioner.
"Can I have that green banana?"
The executioner gives the man his green banana and waits till he's eaten it.
When the man's finished, the executioner flips the
switch sending hundreds of thousands of volts through the man. When the smoke clears the man is still alive.
The executioner can't believe it.
"Can I go?" the man asks.
"I suppose so," says the executioner, "that's never happened before."
The man leaves and eventually gets a job back on the buses selling tickets.
Again he rings the bell for the driver to go when people are still getting on.
A man falls under the wheels and is killed.
The bloke is sent down for murder again and sent to the electric chair.
The executioner is determined to do it right this time so rigs the chair up
to the electric supply for the whole of Texas.
The bloke is again sat in the chair.
"What is your final wish?" asks the executioner.
"Can I have that green banana in your packed lunch ?" says the condemned man.
The executioner sighs and reluctantly gives up his banana.
The bloke eats the banana all up and the executioner flips the switch.
Millions of volts course through the chair blacking out Texas.
When the smoke clears the man is still sat there smiling in the chair.
The executioner can't believe it and lets the man go.
Well, would you believe, the bloke gets his job back on the buses.
Once again he rings the bell whilst passengers are still getting on, this time killing three of them.
He is sent to the electric chair again.
The executioner rigs up all United States electricity supply to the chair,
determined to get his man this time.
The man sits down in the chair smiling.
"What's your final wish ?" asks the executioner.
"Well" says the man, "Can I have that green banana out of your packed lunch?"
The executioner hands over his banana and the man eats it all, skin included.
The executioner pulls the handle and a brazillion volts go through the chair.
When the smoke rises the man is still sat there alive without even a burn mark.
"I give up" says the executioner, "I don't understand how you can still be alive after all that?"
He stroked his chin. "It's something to do with that green banana isn't it" he asked.
Nahh" said the bloke, "I'm just a really bad conductor"
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven't seen each other since graduation.
They begin to talk and bring each other up to date.
The conversation covers their husbands, their children, homes, etc and finally gets around to their sex lives.
Sue says "It's OK. We get it on every week or so but it's no big adventure, how's yours?"
Sally replies "It's just great, ever since we got into S&M."
Sue is aghast. "Really Sally, I never would have guessed that you would go for that."
"Oh, sure," says Sally, "He snores while I masturbate."
BUFFALO'S
Movies
French
http://www.buffalos
Grandad
http://www.buffalos
Gulosos
http://www.buffalos
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman!
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