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You know how difficult it was getting yesterday's issue done?
Every issue of the Corner requires a MINIMUM of at least 2 gallons of coffee!
Black plz..no cream no sugar...just pure unadulterated caffein. and on some days,
it may even require a rather large glass or two of "Camel urine" (mountain dew...
hey what can I tell you, I am a caffein addict.)
Anyways, I made my cup of joe..turned to the keyboard for a couple of minutes and when I
turned to pour it, (the coffee pot sits within arms reach of the puter) discovered the urn was empty!
HUH? what's going on here. That's when I discovered the major disaster! My Mr. Coffee coffee pot of almost
ten years had chosen to give up on me. OMG!! No coffee? How the H*** am I gonna do a page without it?
So, figgering a quick fix was gonna solve it, I jumped in the car drove around the corner to the Burger King
and got me a large to go, figgering that would at least get me through. haha. About halfway through doing the
issue, the coffee is gone and I realize, I just gotta do something serious. So, I drove up to the nearest all night
store, (a commodity hard to find in small town heartland where I live) Miejer's and proceeded to the small kitchen
appliances department. There I walked past shelf upon shelf of the latest, them fancy espresso machines.
(no thanks, not for a straight and black kinda fella) and then
there was them fancy electronically timed ones so the coffee started when you woke up and its there waiting for you.
(Them don't do me no good, I wake up when I want to, what would a timer be good for? Sides, I never learned how to
program my vcr, how would I learn to program the coffee pot? ) And finally, I found it, there it was, in a neglected corner
gathering dust, almost forgotten in the world of electronic coffee maker gadgetry...the tried and true. The absolute
thing you can never live without...a 12 cup Mr. Coffee coffee maker!!!!
I grabbed my treasure, paid the smiling old lady at the counter and made my way home to crank out another issue
of the Corner, empowered with a nice caffein buzz provided by my new coffee pot.
There are some things money can't buy, but if you are only gonna use it for one thing, use your money
for a Mr. Coffee!!!
Did you know the postman's printer store is open?
Check this out, When I needed a cartridge for my old dinosaur lexmark 715,
I checked office depot...and they had my cartridge listed at almost 40 bux!!!
So, logging on to the postman's ink cartridge store, I found my same cartridge,
only $19.95. now that was a no brainer, wasn't it?
You gotta buy em somewhere, why not buy em from the postman store, support the
POSTMAN'S CORNER, and save your self some money? Sounds like an easy no brainer to me!
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We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
THE POSTMAN SAYS...
You may be surprised how the status of your credit can affect the outcome of your
loan application. Whenever you apply for a new credit card, loan or extension of credit,
the potential lender will most likely review your credit history before making a
decision. You should too! Check it several weeks or even days prior to making a large
credit purchase. Get an easy-to-read summary of your credit accounts and total debt -
both existing balances and available limits. You should also ensure the accuracy of
the information reported about your credit. This is especially important when you're
getting ready to buy an expensive item such as a car or new home. If you haven't
reviewed your credit report recently, get a free copy delivered to you online at
FREE CREDIT REPORT...
http://www.tinyurl.com/3yrn5v
LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES!
the Hillary song
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies128.html
you got a dirty mind!!!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies129.html
the driving instructor
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies130.html
the dog and the monkey
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies131.html
the man show at the beach
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies132.html
the importance of protection.
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies133.html
THE COMICS
missing persons
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v025.html
catholic wives annonymous
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v026.html
just say no
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v027.html
why dogs are better
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v028.html
my nurse says
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v029.html
I hate to bother you
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v030.html
I'm new at this
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v031.html
the rescue team
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v032.html
that was nice
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v033.html
the sarcasm is apparent
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v034.html
THE JOKES
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer
decides to start with the basics.
"So, miss, can you tell us your age, please?"
The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for about 30 seconds before replying
"Errr .. 22!".
The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the
ice. "And can you tell us your height, please?".
The young lady stands up and produces a measuring tape from her
handbag. She then traps one end under her foot and extends the
tape to the top of her head. She checks the measurement and
announces "Five foot two!".
This isn't looking good so the interviewer goes for the real
basics. "And ehh, just to confirm for our records, your name please?"
The blonde bobs her head from side to side for about twenty
seconds, mouthing something silently to herself, before replying
"Mandy!".
The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so he asks,
"Just out of curiosity, miss. We can understand your counting on
your fingers to work out your age, and the measuring tape for
your height is obvious, but what were you doing when we asked you your name?"
"Ohh that!", replies the blonde, "That's just me running through
'Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you....' ".
_______________
In a small town, the Rabbi died. His widow, the Rebbetzin, was so disconsolate
that the people of the town decided that she ought to get married again.
But the town was so small that the only eligible bachelor was the town butcher.
The poor Rebbetzin was somewhat dismayed because she had been wed to a scholar,
and the butcher had no great formal education.
However, she did not want to stay lonely for the rest of her life, so she agreed, and they were married.
After the marriage she went to the mikvah (a Jewish ritual bath to get rid of impurities).
Then she went home to prepare to light candles.
The butcher leaned over to her and said, "My mother told me that after the mikvah
and before lighting the candles, it's good to have sex." So they did.
Then she lit the candles. He leaned over again and said, "My father told me
that after lighting the candles it's good to have sex." So they did.
They went to bed after saying their prayers. When they awoke he said to her,
"My grandmother said that before you go to the synagogue it's good to have sex." So they did.
After praying all morning, they came home to rest, and again he whispers in her ear,
"My grandfather says after praying it's good to have sex." So they did.
On Sunday she went out to shop for food and met a friend who asked, "So how is the new husband?"
She replied, "Well, he is no scholar, but he comes from a wonderful family."
_______________
March 6, 1836
On that fateful day, Davy Crockett woke up and walked from his bunk on the
floor of the Alamo up to the observation post on the west wall.
Col. William B. Travis and Jim Bowie were up there already.
The three gazed at the hordes of Mexicans moving steadily towards them.
Davy turned to Bowie with a puzzled look on his face and said, "Jim, are we landscaping today"?
_____________
Q. What is the difference between medium and rare?
A. Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
______________
A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to
see a fortuneteller's tent. Thinking it would be good for a
laugh, he went inside and sat down.
"Ah....." said the woman as she gazed into her crystal ball.
"I see you are the father of two children."
"Hah, you fortune tellers are a sham," said the man scornfully.
"I'm the father of *three* children."
The woman grinned and said, "That's what *you* think..."
_______________
BUFFALO'S
Movies
Bad Day At The Rodeo
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/j04.htm
Bad Patents
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/j05.htm
Balls out Jeans
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/j06.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman!
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
where the world goes for its daily dose of humor!
(made in the USA)
THIS EZINE IS FREE TO ALL WHO ASK FOR IT
adult humor. wanna subscribe? send a blank email to:
PostmansCorner-
Disclaimer.:
Don't like what you read?
keep yer comments to yerself,
I don't give a rip:)
wanna unsubscribe? don't bug the list owner, he'll just send you a nasty email.
just hit reply to this email and...cya!!!
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
FREE QUALITY HEALTH SAMPLES
These days, there are so many great health products available-
but its often difficult to sift through it all. we remove the guess
work by providing you with free offers, samples, and information
specifically related to your health
http://www.tinyurl.
You know how difficult it was getting yesterday's issue done?
Every issue of the Corner requires a MINIMUM of at least 2 gallons of coffee!
Black plz..no cream no sugar...just pure unadulterated caffein. and on some days,
it may even require a rather large glass or two of "Camel urine" (mountain dew...
hey what can I tell you, I am a caffein addict.)
Anyways, I made my cup of joe..turned to the keyboard for a couple of minutes and when I
turned to pour it, (the coffee pot sits within arms reach of the puter) discovered the urn was empty!
HUH? what's going on here. That's when I discovered the major disaster! My Mr. Coffee coffee pot of almost
ten years had chosen to give up on me. OMG!! No coffee? How the H*** am I gonna do a page without it?
So, figgering a quick fix was gonna solve it, I jumped in the car drove around the corner to the Burger King
and got me a large to go, figgering that would at least get me through. haha. About halfway through doing the
issue, the coffee is gone and I realize, I just gotta do something serious. So, I drove up to the nearest all night
store, (a commodity hard to find in small town heartland where I live) Miejer's and proceeded to the small kitchen
appliances department. There I walked past shelf upon shelf of the latest, them fancy espresso machines.
(no thanks, not for a straight and black kinda fella) and then
there was them fancy electronically timed ones so the coffee started when you woke up and its there waiting for you.
(Them don't do me no good, I wake up when I want to, what would a timer be good for? Sides, I never learned how to
program my vcr, how would I learn to program the coffee pot? ) And finally, I found it, there it was, in a neglected corner
gathering dust, almost forgotten in the world of electronic coffee maker gadgetry...the tried and true. The absolute
thing you can never live without...a 12 cup Mr. Coffee coffee maker!!!!
I grabbed my treasure, paid the smiling old lady at the counter and made my way home to crank out another issue
of the Corner, empowered with a nice caffein buzz provided by my new coffee pot.
There are some things money can't buy, but if you are only gonna use it for one thing, use your money
for a Mr. Coffee!!!
Did you know the postman's printer store is open?
Check this out, When I needed a cartridge for my old dinosaur lexmark 715,
I checked office depot...and they had my cartridge listed at almost 40 bux!!!
So, logging on to the postman's ink cartridge store, I found my same cartridge,
only $19.95. now that was a no brainer, wasn't it?
You gotta buy em somewhere, why not buy em from the postman store, support the
POSTMAN'S CORNER, and save your self some money? Sounds like an easy no brainer to me!
Up to 75% off printer cartridges and ink!
4inkjets has a large selection of OEM and Compatible ink and Toner Products.
All our products our backed by a One Year - 100% Guaranty!
Special Deals on:
- Inkjet Cartridges for Epson, Canon, Lexmark, HP, Sharp, Brother, Xerox, more...
- Laser Toner Cartridges
- InkTec Refill Kits
- Inkjet Paper
Free U.S. Shipping on orders over 50.00. Priority Mail Available.
Same day shipping and the highest quality printer supplies!
Why shop anywhere else?
http://www.tinyurl.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
THE POSTMAN SAYS...
You may be surprised how the status of your credit can affect the outcome of your
loan application. Whenever you apply for a new credit card, loan or extension of credit,
the potential lender will most likely review your credit history before making a
decision. You should too! Check it several weeks or even days prior to making a large
credit purchase. Get an easy-to-read summary of your credit accounts and total debt -
both existing balances and available limits. You should also ensure the accuracy of
the information reported about your credit. This is especially important when you're
getting ready to buy an expensive item such as a car or new home. If you haven't
reviewed your credit report recently, get a free copy delivered to you online at
FREE CREDIT REPORT...
http://www.tinyurl.
LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES!
the Hillary song
http://www.thepostm
you got a dirty mind!!!
http://www.thepostm
the driving instructor
http://www.thepostm
the dog and the monkey
http://www.thepostm
the man show at the beach
http://www.thepostm
the importance of protection.
http://www.thepostm
THE COMICS
missing persons
http://www.thepostm
catholic wives annonymous
http://www.thepostm
just say no
http://www.thepostm
why dogs are better
http://www.thepostm
my nurse says
http://www.thepostm
I hate to bother you
http://www.thepostm
I'm new at this
http://www.thepostm
the rescue team
http://www.thepostm
that was nice
http://www.thepostm
the sarcasm is apparent
http://www.thepostm
THE JOKES
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer
decides to start with the basics.
"So, miss, can you tell us your age, please?"
The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for about 30 seconds before replying
"Errr .. 22!".
The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the
ice. "And can you tell us your height, please?".
The young lady stands up and produces a measuring tape from her
handbag. She then traps one end under her foot and extends the
tape to the top of her head. She checks the measurement and
announces "Five foot two!".
This isn't looking good so the interviewer goes for the real
basics. "And ehh, just to confirm for our records, your name please?"
The blonde bobs her head from side to side for about twenty
seconds, mouthing something silently to herself, before replying
"Mandy!".
The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so he asks,
"Just out of curiosity, miss. We can understand your counting on
your fingers to work out your age, and the measuring tape for
your height is obvious, but what were you doing when we asked you your name?"
"Ohh that!", replies the blonde, "That's just me running through
'Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you....' ".
____________
In a small town, the Rabbi died. His widow, the Rebbetzin, was so disconsolate
that the people of the town decided that she ought to get married again.
But the town was so small that the only eligible bachelor was the town butcher.
The poor Rebbetzin was somewhat dismayed because she had been wed to a scholar,
and the butcher had no great formal education.
However, she did not want to stay lonely for the rest of her life, so she agreed, and they were married.
After the marriage she went to the mikvah (a Jewish ritual bath to get rid of impurities).
Then she went home to prepare to light candles.
The butcher leaned over to her and said, "My mother told me that after the mikvah
and before lighting the candles, it's good to have sex." So they did.
Then she lit the candles. He leaned over again and said, "My father told me
that after lighting the candles it's good to have sex." So they did.
They went to bed after saying their prayers. When they awoke he said to her,
"My grandmother said that before you go to the synagogue it's good to have sex." So they did.
After praying all morning, they came home to rest, and again he whispers in her ear,
"My grandfather says after praying it's good to have sex." So they did.
On Sunday she went out to shop for food and met a friend who asked, "So how is the new husband?"
She replied, "Well, he is no scholar, but he comes from a wonderful family."
____________
March 6, 1836
On that fateful day, Davy Crockett woke up and walked from his bunk on the
floor of the Alamo up to the observation post on the west wall.
Col. William B. Travis and Jim Bowie were up there already.
The three gazed at the hordes of Mexicans moving steadily towards them.
Davy turned to Bowie with a puzzled look on his face and said, "Jim, are we landscaping today"?
____________
Q. What is the difference between medium and rare?
A. Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
____________
A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to
see a fortuneteller'
laugh, he went inside and sat down.
"Ah....." said the woman as she gazed into her crystal ball.
"I see you are the father of two children."
"Hah, you fortune tellers are a sham," said the man scornfully.
"I'm the father of *three* children."
The woman grinned and said, "That's what *you* think..."
____________
BUFFALO'S
Movies
Bad Day At The Rodeo
http://www.buffalos
Bad Patents
http://www.buffalos
Balls out Jeans
http://www.buffalos
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman!
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