welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
where the world goes for its daily dose of humor!
(made in the USA)
THIS EZINE IS FREE TO ALL WHO ASK FOR IT
adult humor. wanna subscribe? send a blank email to:
PostmansCorner-
Disclaimer.:
Don't like what you read?
keep yer comments to yerself,
I don't give a rip:)
wanna unsubscribe? don't bug the list owner, he'll just send you a nasty email.
just hit reply to this email and...cya!!!
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
At Dunkin Donuts, you'll find an assortment of high quality coffee, bagels,
donuts and other delicious baked goods! Get it all with your $500 Dunkin Donuts Gift Card!
http://www.tinyurl.
Start Living The Life You Deserve Today!
For more than ten years we have been helping regular people earn extraordinary salaries all from
the comfort of their own home. Let us connect you with best money-making opportunities available.
Using our professional service will allow you to quickly:
Create new cash flow streams Earn $1,000's monthly Enjoy a more flexible schedule Spend more time
with family and friends Stop that daily commute Retire with security Find the perfect opportunity today for
FREE How would you like to:
Earn more money Be your own boss Work your own schedule Live the
lifestyle you deserve Let us help provide you with the most suitable home-based
money making opportunities available!
http://www.tinyurl.
Well folks, I have something very interesting for you this morning.
You know that NASA has proof that there is actually water on Mars?
Until now the photographic proof was classified top secret, but I have
obtained the evidence!
Now, before we get into the jokes,
let me leave you with this thought...
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially,
Martin aka the postman!
LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES!
looks like fun
http://www.thepostm
George says
http://www.thepostm
Iraqi motorcycle
http://www.thepostm
train crash
http://www.thepostm
THE COMICS
I'm pissed
http://www.thepostm
lets try it again after
http://www.thepostm
lip protection
http://www.thepostm
beware of dog
http://www.thepostm
I'm busy
http://www.thepostm
male bonding
http://www.thepostm
looks can be deceiving!
http://www.thepostm
what the hell...
http://www.thepostm
just like the wrestlers
http://www.thepostm
THE JOKES
The wisdom of Larry the cable guy......
1. A day without sunshine is like night.
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
__________
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
____________
A young man grew fed up with modern life and decided to leave the big
city and become a shepherd, spending months in the seclusion of the
distant mountains alone with his thoughts and sheep. So he went up the
high mountains where he found three older shepherds with a big flock of
sheep, and asked them to show him the ropes. The shepherds agreed.
The young man spent a week with them. One evening by the fire he asked
casually,"So how do you guys get by with no women around here?" Said
one of the men,"Why, with so many sheep around, who needs women?" The
youngster shuddered: "Yak! How horrible! How can you...?" The three men
only smiled and said nothing.
Another week passed and one morning the young man realized that the
tension in his groin had grown unbearable. He remembered what the men
had said, and looking at the sheep, thought, "Hmm, why not after
all...". He chose a moment when none of the older shepherds were
around, and grabbed one of the nearest sheep. However, the others showed up in
a minute, and seeing him with the sheep burst out laughing.
"What? What?!!", shouted the young man, blushing. "You told me that's
what you did yourselves, didn't you??!"
"Yeah, sure! But to choose the ugliest one??!"
__________
A man and a woman decided to abstain from sex before
marriage. After making love on their wedding night, the man
looked over at his bride and noticed that she appeared quite annoyed.
"What's wrong?" he asked.
"Well," she said, "when I agreed to marry you, I didn't
realize that you had such a small organ."
To which the man replied, "Well, when I agreed to marry YOU,
I didn't realize that my organ would be playing in a cathedral!"
BUFFALO'S
Movies
Frank Caliend on Letterman
http://www.buffalos
friend sare for
http://www.buffalos
From Metcalfe Impossible
http://www.buffalos
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman!
*To visit your group "PostmansCorner" on the web.
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/PostmansCorner
or http://www.thepostmanscorner.net
*To unsubscribe from this group, send a blank email to:
PostmansCorner-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com
*To subscribe to this group, send a blank email to:
PostmansCorner-subscribe@yahoogroups.com
*PLZ NOTE: DO NOT send unsubscribe requests to the listowner
(Follow instructions)
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/PostmansCorner
or http://www.thepostmanscorner.net
*To unsubscribe from this group, send a blank email to:
PostmansCorner-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com
*To subscribe to this group, send a blank email to:
PostmansCorner-subscribe@yahoogroups.com
*PLZ NOTE: DO NOT send unsubscribe requests to the listowner
(Follow instructions)
Change settings via the Web (Yahoo! ID required)
Change settings via email: Switch delivery to Daily Digest | Switch format to Traditional
Visit Your Group | Yahoo! Groups Terms of Use | Unsubscribe
.
__,_._,___
No comments:
Post a Comment