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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
By now you are probably getting "I'm bored mom or dad" comments from the kids
for summer, right? Its winding down....and this is getting in to the last few weeks. HMM
what to do. Well, my son certainly is not of that age any longer, but we have discovered
a new toy to occupy our free time during the sunny days. you really ought to consider getting
a couple, since you can get 2 for the price of one right now. we are having a blast with it.
A PALM SIZED REMOTE CONTROLLED AIRPLANE!!!!!!
palm z
FITS IN THE PALM OF YOUR HAND!
hottest remote control airplane
bendable unbreakable wings
airplane is chargable on the remote control
excellent for indoor flying
built in batteries for long time flying
4 way control...ascend descend, left right
equipped with led light
http://www.tinyurl.com/279rn2
A letter from a postman fan.
Hey postman
"You really should tell your readers about this.
I got some free jeans and a tee shirt out of the deal .
Beebob66
OK Bee....
Thanks for the tip, I signed up for it too.
Martin
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It was so cold this morning I was surprised to find that at 430am as I was putting
the finishing touches on today's postmanscorner....the furnace came on! Wow, the end
of July and its that cold?? Normally, temps for this part of Michigan where I live hover
in at least the low 90's or there abouts at this time of year. I am quite sure you will like to
know that I am sitting here as I speak(type) with my whitee tidies and a flanel shirt. I am sure
also that for most of you that is an image you can probably do with out, and probably falls
under the catagory of TMI. On a more happy note, this weekend also happens to be
the anniversary date for me and the war department. Yep, 30 years. She asked me what
I wanted to do this weekend to celebrate, and I replied with my standard, "Whatever you
think, dear." response. This probably is also a good explanation for all of you men who
wonder how you can remain happily married for 30 years...simply remember those four
words, "Whatever you say dear." Works pretty good in most marrital situations.
Two other things I wish to mention before we get into the jokes. First I want to welcome
all of you new folks who have joined us recently. Not sure where you are all coming from
and how you happen to hear of my little corner of the world here, but let me extend a hearty
postman's welcome.
Also let me just take one moment to express my thanks to my friend REJJY for his remarkable
efforts in the way of movies. He is responsible for finding much of the good stuff that we laugh
at every day in the LETS GO TO THE MOVIES section. THANK YOU REJJY!!!!!!!!!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman!
PLEASE NOTE: IF THE LINKS WON'T WORK TODAY, COPY AND PASTE
THEM TO YOUR BROWSER!!!!
LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES!
big balls airlines
http://www.thepostmanscorner. net/movies166. html
the adventures of Macgruber
http://www.thepostmanscorner. net/movies164. html
its only an illusion
http://www.thepostmanscorner. net/movies162. html
handicapped parking
http://www.thepostmanscorner. net/movies163. html
hey cowboy
http://www.thepostmanscorner. net/movies165. html
THE COMICS
is it worth 3 days?
http://www.thepostmanscorner. net/w060. html
calling 911
http://www.thepostmanscorner. net/w061. html
one of mans first inventions
http://www.thepostmanscorner. net/w062. html
I feel guilty
http://www.thepostmanscorner. net/w063. html
hooters airline
http://www.thepostmanscorner. net/w064. html
the latest on the Jerry Springer show
http://www.thepostmanscorner. net/w065. html
a ceremony won't change it
http://www.thepostmanscorner. net/w066. html
be careful of wishes
http://www.thepostmanscorner. net/w067. html
what happened to big bird????
http://www.thepostmanscorner. net/w068. html
real compatibility
http://www.thepostmanscorner. net/w069. html
THE JOKES
My wife hasn't spoken to me since the baby was born because of a little misunderstanding.
She called me at work and said her water had broken and I called the plumber.
_________________
Two college coeds were having a beer. One said to the other,
"Mandy was so exciting when she found out she was pregnant.
She called me late one night after my boyfriend and I had already gone to bed."
"What on earth did she want?" her friend asked.
"Oh...she just said, "I can't believe I have a person inside me!"
I said, "So do I. Could I call ya back in an hour or so?"
___________________
Two men, Dan and Bob, were sitting in a bar, talking over a few beers.
Dan was noticing how down Bob looked. "What is wrong Bob, you look like hell."
Bob agreed with him. "Yeah and I feel like it too, I caught my wife
with my best friend today."
Dan was stunned. "My God, Bob, what did you say to her?"
"I told her to pack her stuff and get out, it was over."
"Good for you, and what did you say to that so called friend of yours?"
Bob looked at Dan dead in the eyes. "I grabbed him by the collar,
pulled him up and said...Bad Dog."
________________
A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course.
one of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral
procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap,
closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.
His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing
I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.”
The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”
_______________
A group of bats, hanging at the ceiling of a cave, discovers a
single bat STANDING upright underneath on the floor of the cave.
Surprised by this unusual behavior, they ask this fellow: "What
the heck are you doing down there?"
And the fellow shouts back: "Yoga!"
_________________
Ninety-four-year-old Mrs. Feingold showed up at her lawyer's
office one Monday morning. "I want you to begin divorce
proceedings," she announced.
The lawyer was aghast. When he regained his composure, he said,
"Mrs. Feingold, you and your husband have been married for over
seventy years.
What in the world could have happened to make you want to get
divorced at this stage in your life?"
Mrs. Hatcher looked him squarely in the eye.
She cleared her throat and said, "We wanted to wait until
all the children were dead."
____________
A man who has been very sick is visiting his doctor to get
the results of a battery of tests.
"What are my chances of recovering, Doc?" he asks.
"One hundred percent," the doctor assures him.
"That's a relief," the patient says. "But how can you be so sure?"
"Well," the doctor says, "statistics show that nine out of every 10
patients with your disease will die. Yours is the 10th case I've
treated. The others have all died. So you are bound to get well."
BUFFALO'S
Movies
Amazing what a little chocolate will do for you
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/ 12147.htm
Bus Duck Don't try this one at home
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/ 12145.htm
Honda SUV with a unique way of repelling Dogs
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/ 12148.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman!
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