THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman
can have; the older she gets,
the more interested he is in her.
Agatha Christie
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Old man winter refuses to go away, it seems.
During the last day or so, most of Michigan
to the north of us has had anywhere from 6 in.
to almost a foot of snow dumped on it. Fortunately,
around here where we are, the weather man's
dire predictions turned out to be not quite
so bad. We did have a monster lightning storm,
and had some small hail, but otherwise it has
not been so devastating. Personally, I am dragging
and struggling with a monster cold that I
just cannot shake. And when you have all the
health issues I do, there are very few things
in the way of cold medicine that I can take.
So, I just drink my O.J. get plenty of rest,
and hope I can shake this thing by the year 2013.
I hope that the new war in Libya produces good
results. I wish that Dictator K. were sent
packing, or better yet, introduced to the sharp
end of a sniper's bullet. Alas, the UN sanction
probably will not allow that. Lets just hope
the bombing helps to save the lives of Libya's people.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
boyfriend
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g011.html
pussy
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g012.html
girl wanted
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g013.html
at work
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g014.html
don't knock it
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g015.html
I thot u would never ask
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g016.html
never complain
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g017.html
thanks pal
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g018.html
taking pictures
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g019.html
the buns
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g020.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
make room
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/948.html
bang
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/949.html
pringles
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/950.html
a girl and her bra
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/951.html
the exam
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/952.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
the animal kingdom
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd653.html
Two voices, one male and one female, overheard on a
plane:"I think everyone's asleep, lets go"
"This one's empty ... no-ones looking... you go in first"
"It's a bit cramped - let me sit down"
"Have you got the condom? Quick - put it on"
Sniff sniff
"Ah perfume - you think of everything"
"This is great....." (long sigh)
Static on the loud speaker then a new voice.
"This is the captain speaking, to those two people
in the rear toilet. We know what you're doing and
it is expressly forbidden by airline regulations...
Now put those cigarettes out and take the
condom off the smoke detector!"
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A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.
The waiter, who is also the owner, hands him a menu.
"I'm sorry, Sir, but I am blind and can't read the
menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous
customer, I'll smell it and order from there."
A little curious, the owner walks over to a dirty
pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the
blind man's table and hands it to him.
The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes
in a deep breath. "Ah, yes, that's what I'll have,
meatloaf and mashed potatoes." "Unbelievable!" In
the kitchen, the owner exclaims to his wife Theresa,
who is also the cook, and tells her what has just happened.
A few days later the blind man returns, and the owner
brings him a menu."Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man."
"I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you
a dirty fork." The owner again retrieves a dirty fork
and brings it to the blind man. After another deep breath,
the blind man says, "That smells great,
I'll take the macaroni and cheese with broccoli."
In disbelief, the owner tells his wife Theresa that
the next time the blind man comes in he's going to
test him.The blind returns the following week, but
this time the owner sees
him coming and runs to the kitchen.
He tells his wife, "Theresa, rub this fork on your
panties before I take it to the blind man." Theresa
does it and hands her husband the fork.
As the blind man sits down, the owner is ready.
"Good afternoon sir, this time I remembered you and
I already have the fork ready for you."
The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a
deep whiff and says,
"Hey, I didn't know that Theresa works here?*
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A local lawyer was sitting in his office the other
morning when in walked a beautiful blonde woman.
Without any preliminaries, she
declared that she wanted a divorce.
"On what grounds?" asked the lawyer.
"I don't think he is faithful to me," she replied.
"And what makes you think he isn't faithful?" asked the lawyer.
"Well,for one thing," replied the young lady,
"I don't think he's the
father of my child."
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Two old guys were sitting in the park, talking,
when the subject
turned to getting older. The first guy said,
"Women have all the luck when it comes to getting older."
"What do you mean?" asked the second guy.
"Well," replied the first. "I can barely remember
the last time I was able to get it up in bed, but
my wife - she's healthier than ever!"
"Healthier? How is that?" his buddy wondered.
"Years ago, when we were younger, almost every
night before bed she'd get these terrible headaches."
He answered. "Now that we're
older, she hasn't had a headache in years."
BUFFALO BILL
Viagra Commercial
http://www.buffaloschips.com/ngfdrtd.htm
Weight Lifting Surprise
http://www.buffaloschips.com/cdfgdsxgrfd.htm
Why Airplanes Have Pillows
http://www.buffaloschips.com/hjfrfdty.htm
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FUN PAGES
Paper Airplane Guinness Record
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42160&s=n
Rotating Planets
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42220&s=n
Dolphins Mating
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42386&s=n
Adriana Lima Compilation
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=20495&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
MArtin aka the postman
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