THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Patriotism is your conviction that this
country is superior to all other countries
because you were born in it.
George Bernard Shaw
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS
The fair city I live in wants to change our
garbage system. Currently, we have to buy a "tag"
for every bag we want the garbage guy to pick up.
(Back in the 1700s, they had a "tea tag" which the
colonists revolted against.heheh) Here we have a garbage
garbage tag. lol. Anyways, they have this bright idea
to issue everyone so called "garbage bins". and then
charge you for each time they empty it. The city fathers
vow that that is more economical and it will teach
residents to be more conscious of their waste. I
haven't figgered that out. if its trash , its trash.
I'm gonna throw it away regardless. Wonder why it
makes a difference if I have to put a tag on it,
or throw it into a bin? oh well, I'm just a tax payer,
so it does not matter what I think
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
THE COMICS
1975 Bill Gates' apartment
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g020.html
don't understand
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g022.html
you look gorgeous
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g023.html
not today
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g024.html
the funeral
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g025.html
wifi
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g026.html
facebook
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g027.html
crushed nuts
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g028.html
what do you mean
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g029.html
wanted
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g030.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Probably the Funniest Cat Video You'll Ever See
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/953.html
funny stupid old people
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/954.html
Horse fail
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/955.html
Funny Dogs Video
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/956.html
Funny Water Accident
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/957.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
military secrets
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd654.html
A woman is in the bar of a cruise ship and she asks
the bartender for a scotch and two drops of water.
As the bartender gives her a drink she says, "It's
my birthday today and
I'm on the cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday".
The bartender says, "Well, since it's your birthday
I'll buy you a drink. In fact I'll take care of this
one for you."As the woman finishes her drink a woman
to her right says, "I guess I should buy you a drink
too." The 80 year-old woman says, "Alright. Bartender
I want a scotch and two drops of water."
"Alright" says the bartender.
As she finishes her drink, the man to her left says,
"Since I'm the only one around you that hasn't bought
you a drink I guess I might as well buy you one too."
The old women says, "Alright, bartender I want a scotch
and two drops of water."
"Comin' right up" the bartender says.
As he gives her the drink he says, "Ma'am I'm dying of
curiosity. Why the scotch and only two drops of water?"
The old woman replies, "Sonny, you learn that when
you're my age, you
can hold your liquor but you sure can't hold your water."
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The balding middle-aged man asked his barber, "Why do I
have to pay full price for a haircut -- there's so little
of it." "Well," said the barber, "actually I only charge
a little for cutting it. What you're paying for mostly is
my time searching for it."
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I brought a porn film home for me and my girlfriend to
watch as she was saying we needed to spice up our sex life
but when I told her it was a homemade movie involving a
local girl and two guys,she told me to sit down as she had
something important to tell me.I can't believe she's had a
twin sister all these years and she's
only telling me now.
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BUFFALO BILL
Worst Best Man
http://www.buffaloschips.com/uiygtyutf5.htm
Yellow Snow
http://www.buffaloschips.com/gvfrtd6.htm
Funny Stuff
http://www.buffaloschips.com/sadfswa.htm
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FUN PAGES
Rotating Planets
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42220&s=n
Paper Airplane Flight Simulator
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42158&s=n
The Pam Effect
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42481&s=n
Gun Silencer Invention
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42391&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
MArtin aka the postman
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