THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
In case you're worried about what's going to
become of the younger generation,
it's going to grow up and start worrying
about the younger generation.
Roger Allen
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS
Good to be back once again!
I've been out for a few days due to health
issues. altho this time the problems were
not related to my emphasyma. So in case you
were wondering, no u didn't miss any issues,
we just had a little break in publishing.
Anyways, lets have some jokes
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
its all about the bai
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d001.html
thats what it looks like
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d002.html
make a wish
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d003.html
drank too much
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d004.html
well,at least it was an honest answer
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the wrong day
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d006.html
gee, I wonder why
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a good shot
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d008.html
do me a favor
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d009.html
I'm free!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d010.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
in the elevator
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play on the swings
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/856.html
numchucks
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/857.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
animals
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd623.html
temple of bottles
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd624.html
An engineering student is walking on campus one day
when another engineer rides up on a shiny new motorcycle.
"Where did you get such a rockin' bike?" asked the first.
The second engineer replied "Well, I was walking along
yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful
woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to
the ground, took off all her clothes and said,
"Take what you want." The second engineer nodded
approvingly, "Good choice, the clothes probably
wouldn't have fit."
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Mr. Cleaver told his wife, "I think we need to
find a new baby-sitter for little Wally. This Judi
is just too worldly-wise for a teenager."
"But Wally said she told him some sort of
interesting story about animals last night," Mrs.
Cleaver replied, "Uh huh. And when I asked
little Wally about it, he said it was about
a wolf who was trapped
into giving a mink to a fox with a beaver."
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Q. Why did the gay man take two aspirin with his Viagra?
A. So sex wouldn't be such a pain in the ass.
Q. What do you call a faggot in the navy?
A. A Rear Admiral
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A fisherman from the city was out fishing on a
lake in a small boat. He noticed another man in a
small boat open his tackle box and take
out a mirror. Being curious the man rowed
over and asked, "What is the mirror for?"
"That's my secret way to catch fish," said
the other man. Shine the mirror on the top of
the water. The fish notice the spot of sun on
the water above and they swim to the surface.
Then I just reach down
and net them and pull them into the boat."
"Wow! Does that really work?"
"You bet it does."
"Would you be interested in selling that mirror?
I'll give you $30 for it."
"Well, okay."
After the money was transferred, the city fisherman
asked, "By the way, how many fish have you caught
this week?" "You're the sixth," he said.
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BUFFALO BILL
Centrum Silver
http://www.buffaloschips.com/1227.htm
Chicks Playing Pool
http://www.buffaloschips.com/1228.htm
Chokes On You
http://www.buffaloschips.com/1229.htm
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FUN PAGES
Killer Lifesaver
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Tower Defense Game
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Anna Kournikova Calendar Shoot
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=20492&s=n
Doodle Devil
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42345&s=n
THATS ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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