THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
"A man sooner or later discovers that he
is the master-gardener of his soul,
the director of his life."
James Allen
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THE COMICS
the Burka for men
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I gave up
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just browsing
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Obama goes international
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I'll fly away
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
fire alarm
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dude
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Joe's wife likes to sing. She decided to join the
church choir. From time to time she would practice
while she was in the kitchen preparing dinner.
Whenever she would start in on a song, Joe would
head outside to the porch.
His wife, with hurt feelings, said, "What's the matter,
Joe? Don't you like my singing?"
Joe replied, "Honey, I love your singing, but I just want
to make sure the neighbors know I'm not beating you."
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So the woman calls the town psychiatrist and cries,
"Doctor, you've got to come as soon as possible. My husband
is in really bad shape!"
The shrink rushes over.
The worried wife say, "Thank God you are here, doctor. Just
go down the hall. He's in the last room on the right."
The shrink goes in the room and sees the woman's husband
sitting on the edge of the bathtub, dangling a fish line in
the toilet.
He goes back to the wife and says, "Yes, this is very
serious. But why didn't you call me sooner?"
"Who had time?" the wife asks. "I've been cleaning fish
all week."
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Ole vas vorking at the fish plant up nort in Dulut
vhen he accidentally cut off all ten of his finkers.
He vent to da emergency room in the Clinik and vhen
he got dar da Norsky doctor looked at Ole and said,
"Let's have da finkers and I'll see vhat I can do."
Ole said, "I haven't got da finkers."
"Vhat do you mean, you hafen't got da finkers?" he said.
"Lord it's 2011, and Ive's got microsurgery and all kinds
of incredible techniques. I could hafe put dem back on
and made you like new! Vhy didn't you brink da finkers?"
Ole says...."How da fock vas I suppose to pick dem up?"
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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