THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Ill deeds are doubled with an evil word.
William Shakespeare
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich.
You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening
the strong. You cannot bring about prosperity
by discouraging thrift. You cannot lift the wage
earner up by pulling the wage payer down.
You cannot further the brotherhood of man
by inciting class hatred. You cannot build
character and courage by taking away people's
initiative and independence. You cannot help
people permanently by doing for them,
what they could and should do for
themselves.
Abraham Lincoln
Mr. Obama, you are no Abraham Lincoln
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
2 girlfriends
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e001.html
boss is ready
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e002.html
batteries
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e003.html
nothing to worry about
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e004.html
speed dial
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e005.html
wish you were here
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e006.html
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e007.html
yes I did
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e008.html
relax dear
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e009.html
what the boss said
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e010.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
surprise
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/873.html
bud light
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/874.html
drinking and driving
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/875.html
soccer kick
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/876.html
roller blade stunt
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/877.html
the mother load
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/878.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
Arizona
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd633.html
at the White House
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd634.html
A man was about to tee off on the golf course when
he felt a tap on his shoulder and a man handed
him a card that read
"I am a deaf mute. May I play through, please?"
The first man angrily gave the card back,
and communicated that:No, he may NOT play through,
and that his handicap did not give him such a right.
He then teed up his ball, and with a mighty swing
of his pitching wedge lobbed the ball right on the
green for a par 3. Just as he was about to putt the
ball into the hole he was hit on the head
with a golf ball, laying him out cold.
When he came to a few minutes later, he looked
around and saw the deaf mute sternly looking at him,
one hand on his hip, the other
hand holding up 4 fingers.
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Before performing a baptism, the priest approached
the young father and said solemnly, "Baptism is a
serious step. Are you prepared for it?"
"I think so," the man replied. "My wife has made
appetizers and we have a caterer coming to provide
plenty of cookies and cakes for all of our guests."
"I don't mean that," the priest responded. "I mean,
are you prepared spiritually?"
"Oh, sure," came the reply. "I've got a keg of beer
and a case of whiskey."
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Childbirth at 65
With all the new technology regarding fertility recently,
a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth.
When she was discharged from the hospital and went home,
I went to visit.
'May I see the new baby?' I asked
'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit
for a while first.'
Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see
the new baby now?'
'No, not yet,' She said.
After another few minutes had elapsed,
I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'
'No, not yet,' replied my friend.
Growing very impatient, I asked,
'Well, when can I see the baby?'
'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.
'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded.
'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'
'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!!!'
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A call to the Sportsman's' Hotline:
Hi Bob, I really need your advice on a serious problem:
I have suspected for some time now that my wife
has been cheating on me. The usual signs: if
the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs
up; she goes out with the girls a lot. I try
to stay awake to look out
for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep.
Anyway, last night about midnight I hid in the
boatshed behind the boat. When she came home she
got out of someone's car buttoning her
blouse, then she took her panties out of her
purse and slipped them on.
It was at that moment, crouched behind the boat,
that I noticed a
hairline crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket.
Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace it?
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FUN PAGES
How to Fly the Thay Hunter
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42412&s=n
A Retired Four-Star General
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=6078&s=n
Sprill and Ritchie: Adventures in Time
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41790&s=n
New York Street Signs
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42400&s=n
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BUFFALO BILL
Brass Pole
http://www.buffaloschips.com/9269.htm
Bud Light Wheel
http://www.buffaloschips.com/92610.htm
Brownie
http://www.buffaloschips.com/92699.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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