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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
To those out there with Irish blood, today is the celebration
of Saint Patrick's day, a day for enjoying corned beef and
green beer and in general being Irish. For me though, 15
years ago today, my father, ironically known his whole life by
his middle name Patrick, passed away. On Thursday's I
would drive out to the house and watch Michigan Outdoors
together and talk about hunting and fishing. We were usually
joined by friends of my dad and finally at 40 or so years of age
I was not just someone who was allowed to sit and listen to
the grown-ups, I was included. It was an honor to be able to
exchange sea stories with friends of my dad like Alton who
had been a gunners mate on the Iowa and Wisconsin.
Somewhere, unnoticed in the time between being a teenager
and turning 40 my dad had become proud of what I had accomplished.
That didn't stop my dad from giving advice but for a change I
was able to tell him how much I valued that advice. R.I.P.
Francis Charles Patrick Brabant aka Paddy, you were a great
dad and I am sorry I didn't say it more often.
You are now free to resume partying and enjoy the chips
which are green just for today. Ok some are a little moldy.
buffalo
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Subject: What it means to be Irish
1) You will never play professional basketball.
2) You swear very well.
3) At least one of your cousins is a fireman, cop, bar owner, funeral
home owner or holds political office.
4) You think you sing very well.
5) You have no idea how to make a long story short!
6) There isn't a big difference between you losing your temper or
killing someone.
7) Much of your childhood meals were boiled.
8) You have never hit your head on a ceiling.
9) You spent a good portion of your childhood kneeling in prayer (ya
know ya were thinkin' about bein' bad whether ya did it or not).
10) You're strangely poetic after a few beers.
11) You are, therefore, poetic alot.
12) You will be punched for no good reason...alot.
13) Some punches directed at you are from legacies of past generations.
14) Many of your sisters and/or cousins are named Mary, Catherine or
Eileen ... and there is at least one member of your family with the full
name of Mary Catherine Eileen .
15) Someone in your family is incredibly cheap. It is more then likely
you.
16) You may not know the words, but that doesn't stop you from singing.
17) You can't wait for the other guy to stop talking before you start
talking.
18) You're not nearly as funny as you think you are...but what you lack
in talent, you make up for in frequency.
19) There wasn't a huge difference between your last Wake and your last
keg party.
20) You are, or know someone, named Murph.
21) If you don't know Murph then you know Mac. If you don't know Murph
or Mac then you know Sully.
Then you probably know Sully McMurphy.
22) You are genetically incapable of keeping a secret.
23) You have Irish Alzheimer's... you forget everything but the grudges!
24) "Irish Stew" is a euphemism for "boiled leftovers."
25) All of your losses are alcohol related (loss of virginity, loss of
driver's license, loss of money, loss of job, loss of significant other,
loss of teeth from punch...) but it never stops you from drinking!!!
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These three English guys are out drinking one night and decide that
they want to have a fight. They stagger from pub to pub looking for
a likely victim to pick on when they come across a single Irishman
in this one bar. "Watch this." Says the first Englishman, heading
over toward the guy, "I hear that St Patrick was a shift lifter."
"Really." Says the Irishman, calmly continuing to drink. With that
the second English guy decides to join in, "Yeah, and here he was a
pervert too." "Is that so?" the still calm Irishman responds. "I
know how to rile this tosser." Says the third Englishman, staggering
toward the Irishman, "Hey, did you know St Patrick was really an
Englishman?" The Irish guy casually looks up and says, "Yeah, so
your mates were telling me."
Here's a good reason why Jesus was born in Jerusalem rather than
Dublin. In Dublin they couldn't find three wise men or one virgin.
A man was on a walking holiday in Ireland. He became thirsty so
decided to ask at a home for something to drink. The lady of the
house invited him in and served him a bowl of soup by the fire.
There was a wee pig running around the kitchen, running up to the
visitor and giving him a great deal of attention. The visitor
commented that he had never seen a pig this friendly. The housewife
replied: "Ah, he's not that friendly. That's his bowl you're using."
Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before
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he cuddles up to his wife's back, now with a different
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Did you hear about the Irish gay couple? Michael Fitzpatrick and
Patrick Fitzmichael
Maureen O'Murrah had taken a Manhattan taxi home from work, since
both of the ladies she usually carpooled with had taken sick. In the
confusion of the short-handed office staff, and hurrying downstairs
to meet the cab, she had left her purse behind. As the cab pulled up
to her apartment building, she was looking about the seat for her
purse when the driver told her the price of her ride. In great
embarrassment, she said, "Ach. I'm not believin' I did this, Sir,
but me purse isn't here. I must have left behind. I'm sorry, but I'm
not havin' the money to pay you just now." The driver was... well,
he was a Manhattan taxi driver. He said, "That's all right Missy,
I'll just pull down into that dark street ahead, and get back there
with you, and I'll just take your panties off." Maureen chuckled,
and said "Shure, an' it's the poor end of the trade that you'll be
gettin'. These panties only cost eighty-nine cents."
Murphy said to his daughter, "I want you home by eleven o'clock."
She said, "But Father, I'm no longer a child!" He said, "I know,
that's why I want you home by eleven."
"Ya know" said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. In
Glasgow, there's a little bar called McTavish's. Now the landlord
there goes out of his way for the locals so much that when you buy
four drinks, he will buy the fifth drink for you.""Well" said the
Englishman, "at my local, The Red Lion, the barman there will buy
you your third drink after you buy the first two." "Ahhhhh, that's
nothing," said the Irishman. "Back home in Dublin there's Ryan's
Bar. Now the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a
drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then when you've had
enough drinks, they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid.
All on the house." The Englishman and Scotsman immediately scorn the
Irishman's claims, but he swears every word is true. "Well," asked
the Englishman, "did this actually happen to you?""Not me meself,
personally, no," said the Irishman. "But it did happen to me
sister."
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This kid comes home all wet, one shoe off and one shoe on, dripping
water all
over the house. "Momma, momma, I fell in the drainage canal !!!"
"Omigosh! How did you get out?"
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1997
The Water Bottle
Val decides she has to one up Katie so she designs a water bottle.
The water bottle looks okay except when you drink out of it, it pours
water all over you. There is a tiny incision on the top that goes down
and it likes like a design.
Ding dong!
Tami: Hello Sandi!
Sandi: Package for Miss Tami.
Tami: No food or drink this time I hope.
Sandi: No I made certain of it this time.
Tami: Very well, let me sign for it.
Tami takes her water Bottle inside and admires it.
Tami: Hmmm world's best Tami. I like it.
She fills it with water, then takes a huge drink...splashing
herself all over.
Tami: A trick bottle. I am soaked.
Rob comes in.
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