THE POSTMANS CORNER
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He who knows when he can fight and
when he cannot, will be victorious.
Sun Tzu
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Sorry, this issue is a little brief.
Not exactly feeling on top of the world today,
I hope u all have a great one.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
I'd rather loan my daughter the money
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g001.html
grooming
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g002.html
as time passed
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I'm sorry
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g004.html
the chicken
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g005.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
I feel good
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mountain glider
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/947.html
A wife and her husband attended a very important
business party thrown by her boss. On the way
home from the party, the woman said to her
husband, "Have I Ever told you how handsome and
sexy and totally irresistible to all women you are?"
"Why no," said the husband, deeply flattered.
"Then what gave you that stupid idea at the party?!"
she yelled.
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A mortician was laying out the body of a man
with an unbelievably long penis.
He called in his receptionist to show her.
She took one look and said, "It's just like my
husband's penis." "Wow, you mean he's got one
that long?" the mortician asked.
"No," she replied. "That dead."
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Morris was screwing his best friend's wife when he
suddenly stopped and sat on the edge of the bed,
holding his head in his hands.
"What the hell is your problem?" the lady asked.
"I feel like a regular son of a bitch, getting my
best friend's pussy," the man moaned.
The lady reached over and patted him on the back.
"Well, if that's all it is, you can stop worrying," she said.
You're not getting his pussy...."His pussy is three
to four inches deeper."
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM
Martin aka the postman
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