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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Caught this article and it said....
Wed Mar 9, 12:10 pm ET
Yes the Jobs are returning — but good ones not so much
When it comes to jobs, it's not just quantity
that matters--it's also quality. It's great
news that the economy is finally producing
jobs again--even if it'll take another few years
of this kind of growth to get us back to where
we were before the Great Recession. But that
also means it's now time to ask what kind of jobs
are being created. And on that front, things
are a lot less encouraging.
Several recent studies suggest that the new
jobs pay less and offer fewer work hours than
the ones they have replaced. Let's look at the numbers:
• Lower-wage industries --
things like retail and food preparation --
accounted for 23 percent of the jobs lost during the
recession, but 49 percent of the jobs
gained over the last year
So, there you have it ladies and gentlemen.
Doesn't matter if Obama passes another stimulus
bill to help out the working man. irrelevant. Cuz
after all, we can all just take one of them 8 dollar
an hour jobs. See, as long as we can still take our credit
cards down to Walmart and Burger King on Friday night,
the working man will survive, oh ya, I forgot, we'll save
money too, after all we won't have to drive there on
Friday night, we'll all probably be working there!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
Remington is coming out with a new shotgun in honor of Obama.
It will be named the "Union Worker".
It doesn't work and you can't fire it
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THE COMICS
levels of stress
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electric cars
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my compliments
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a nice visit
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the g spot
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side effects
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my policy
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smoking or non?
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light wine
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the artic 20 years later
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Tood Oliver and Irving
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Walmart
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50 CALIBER MACHIEN GUN
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
unbelievable story
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Mother Superior was on her way to late morning
prayers, when she passed two novices just leaving
early morning prayers, on their way to classes.
As she passed the young ladies, Mother Superior
said, "Good morning ladies." The novices replied,
"Good morning, Mother Superior, may God be with you."
But after they had passed, Mother Superior heard one
say to the other, "I think she got out of the wrong
side of the bed this morning." This startled Mother
Superior, but she chose not to pursue the issue.
A little further down the hall, Mother Superior passed
two of the Sisters who had been teaching at the
convent for several years. She greeted them with,
"Good morning Sister Martha, Sister Jessica, may God
give you wisdom for our students today."
"Good morning, Mother Superior. Thank you,
and may God be with you." But again, after passing,
Mother Superior overheard, "She got out of the wrong
side of bed today." Baffled, she started to wonder if
she had spoken harshly, or with an irritated look on her face.
She vowed to be more pleasant.
Looking down the hall, Mother Superior saw retired
Sister Mary approaching, step by step, with her walker.
As Sister Mary was rather deaf, Mother Superior had
plenty of time to arrange a pleasant smile on her face,
before greeting Sister Mary.
"Good morning, Sister Mary. I'm so happy to see you up
and about. I pray God watches over you today,
and grants you a wonderful day."
"Ah, Good morning, Mother Superior, and thank you.
I see you got up on the wrong side of bed this morning."
Mother Superior was floored!
"Sister Mary, what have I done wrong? I have tried to
be pleasant, but three times already today,
people have said that about me."
Sister Mary stopped her walker, and looked Mother Superior in the face.
"Oh, don't take it personal, Mother Superior. It's
just that you're wearing Father Murphy's slippers."
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There's a guy who lives in Ohio. One morning, he hears a voice in
his head. The voice says, "Quit your job, sell your house, take
all your money, and go to Las Vegas."
He ignores the voice.
Later in the day, he hears the voice again. "Quit your job, sell
your house, take all your money, and go to Las Vegas."
Again, he ignores the voice.
Soon he hears the voice every minute of the day. "Quit your job,
sell your house, take all your money, and go to Las Vegas."
He can't take it anymore. He believes the voice. He quits his
job, sells his house, takes all his money, and flies to Las
Vegas.As soon as he steps off the plane, the voice says, "Go to
Caesar's Palace."
He goes to Caesar's Palace.
The voice says, "Make your way to the roulette table."
He goes to the roulette table.
The voice says, "Put all your money on RED 23."
He puts all his money on RED 23.
The dealer spins the wheel.
It comes up BLACK 17.
The voice says "Shit!!"
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A husband and wife were sitting watching a
TV program about psychology and explaining the
phenomenon of "mixed emotions". The husband turned
to his wife and said, "Honey,
that is a bunch of crap. I bet you can't tell me
anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time.
She said: "Out of all your friends, you have the biggest dick."
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A fellow was talking to his Irish buddy and said, "I gotta stop
drinking that Irish whiskey."
"How come?" asked his friend.
"Because every Saturday night I go out and drink a fifth of the
stuff, come home, make mad passionate love to the wife, wake up
Sunday morning, and go to church."
"What's wrong with that?" the Irishman asked. "A lot of good Irishmen
go out on Saturday night, drink a fifth of good Irish whiskey, come
home, make love to the wife, and go to mass on Sunday."
"I know," said his friend, "but I'm Jewish!"
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No Fear
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FUN PAGES
Beatles Autographs
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Dogs That Can't Bark
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Super Mario Rampage
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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