THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
The secret of happiness is freedom.
The secret of freedom is courage.
Thucydides
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Old man winter is trying to breath
another roar here in beautiful west
Michigan as falling temperatures and a couple
inches of falling white are creating
somewhat difficult weather conditions out
there. Hopefully, this is the last roar
of winter. And I may be wrong, but I
do not think this one is going to be
much of a snow event. Knock on wood, as
they say, huh? Anyways, I have no where
to go tomorrow, and its a good time for
some jokes!
My hats off to Libya and Egypt and the
other countries seeking their freedom.
I hope that the people find the courage to
face the tyrants that have ruled so many
years. I wish that the USA would take a
more hard line stance against the dictators
that hold them.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
in the tree
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d041.html
a big piece
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d042.html
grinding my organ
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d043.html
wasn't the first time
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d044.html
the wetspot
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d045.html
todays prices
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d046.html
this years fashion
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d047.html
meth
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d048.html
medical school
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d049.html
that movie
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/d050.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Funny Video Wedding Photography Fail
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/870.html
Down On Me(With Me And 50 Cent)
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/871.html
An Xtranormal Thanksgiving
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/872.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
september 11
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd631.html
strange landscapes
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd632.html
A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor
and says, "Please come over here and help me. I
have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure
out how to get started." Her neighbor asks,
"What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The little silver haired lady says,
"According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the
puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces
for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going
to be able to assemble these pieces into anything
resembling a rooster." He takes her hand and says,
"Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup
of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh ............
"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."
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A story is told about a king in an unknown land who had a close
friend that he grew up with. The friend had a habit of looking
at every situation that ever occurred in his life (positive or
negative) and remarking, "This is good!"
One day the king and his friend were out on a hunting
expedition. The friend would load and prepare the guns for the
king. The friend had apparently done something wrong in preparing
one of the guns, for after taking the gun from his friend, the
king fired it and his thumb was blown off.
Examining the situation the friend remarked as usual, "This
is good!".
To which the king replied, "No, this is NOT good!" and proceeded
to send his friend to jail.
About a year later, the king was hunting in an area that he should
have known to stay clear of. Cannibals captured him and took them
to their village. They tied his hands, stacked some wood, set up
a stake and bound him to the stake. As they came near to set fire
to the wood, they noticed that the king was missing a thumb.
Being superstitious, they never ate anyone that was less than
whole. So untying the king, they sent him on his way. As he returned
home, he was reminded of the event that had taken his thumb and
felt remorse for his treatment of his friend.
He went immediately to the jail to speak with his friend. "You were
right" he said, "it was good that my thumb was blown off." And he
proceeded to tell the friend all that had just happened. "And so
I am very sorry for sending you to jail for so long. It was bad
for me to do this."
"No," his friend replied, "this is good!"
"What do you mean, "this is good!" how could it be good that I
sent my friend to jail for a year."
"If I had not been in jail, I would have been with you."
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Q. What does a blonde call a blowjob in a Honda?
A. Her Civic duty
Q. Why do nurses make poor lovers?
A. Because they always wait for the swelling to go down!
Q. How does a lesbian hold her liquor?
A. By the ears.
Q. What's blue and comes in Brownies?
A. Cub Scouts.
Q. What do a Speedo and a cheap hotel have in common?
A. No ball room.
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FUN PAGES
Rotating Planets
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42220&s=n
A Horrible Dream
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=6080&s=n
Suffocation Suicide
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42408&s=n
Lion Fights
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42351&s=n
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Buffalo Bill
Voting Ad
http://www.buffaloschips.com/91101.htm
Argument Settled
http://www.buffaloschips.com/91102.htm
Been Married To long
http://www.buffaloschips.com/91103.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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