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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
I have had a good feeling about Detroit that I haven't had in
a long time. When I was growing up, cars came from Detroit.
The cars left and then the people who made them and what
was left was missing the heart and soul of the old Detroit.
Recently though there has been some positive news
about unemployment and a feeling of change. I guess I have
accepted that electric cars are with us to stay and Detroit
will get good jobs from that business but it is the Imported from
Detroit ads for the Chrysler 200 that make me smile with
pride. Even the scathing remarks of the Detroit News Auto
Editor that described the 200 as a dog did little to darken my
good mood. He must have believed it because he resigned
rather than print a retraction. This is all for the best as this
car is in competition with the Camry's and Accord's and
the Impala's and Fusions here. Make it better and make
the country proud again because if you don't you will join
the Rambler's, Oldsmobile's, and Studebakers, only seen
at junkyards and car shows.
Hope you're having a great weekend. I am continuing the spring
cleaning this weekend, not fun but it is satisfying to fix a few things
and put this place back together. The local Ace hardware is always
happy to see me too and my Ace card has gotten a workout this week.
Enjoy the chips buffalo
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Eurotophobia- Fear of female genitalia.
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Mycophobia- Fear or aversion to mushrooms.
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Upon reaching 65, I decided to retire. After having me under foot
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M sends James Bond on a secret mission to heaven. When M doesn't
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This story you might think is odder
I dated the famed farmer's daughter
But couldn't a tractor
For I'd failed to factor
She longed for a man like her fodder.
(Gary Hallock)
Hey look; it's the orifice girls
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They go about whorin'
So don't put your oar in,
You don't know what's under their curls
A young exhibitionist Kay,
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Within my whole High School career
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I became confused when I heard these terms with reference to the
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U.S. Postal 'Service'
Telephone 'Service'
Cable 'Service'
Civil 'Service'
Customer
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1999
Channel Surfing
Everyone is at Caldwell and the time is late.
Eyes are heavy and it is past midnight.
All are watching the crisis in Japan and flipping
channels is the last engery item left. Sandi has
the remote and clicking away...
TV: Yes hurry up for our cruise that will take you
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