THE POSTMANS CORNER!
Experience is what you get
when you didn't get what you wanted
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I was just looking at my house on Google
Streetview and I saw my wife through the
window in the front room, shagging
the postman. It was only after I'd
bludgeoned her to death that I realized
that the image was two years old….
When I used to be a postman.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
oh darling
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e080.html
dentist
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e081.html
over the hill?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e082.html
why so many
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e083.html
Anne can't come to the phone right now
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e084.html
you're right
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e085.html
sabotage
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e086.html
one night...
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e087.html
at the red sea
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e088.html
miller time
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e089.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
orgasms around the world
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/911.html
the baby boomers
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/912.html
beer boy is back!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/913.html
oops
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/914.html
oh no!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/915.html
the bride and groom
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/916.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
one day
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd643.html
extradinary
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd644.html
Earthquake
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd645.html
Leah and Shifrah are old friends. They have both
been married to their husbands for a long time.
Shifrah is upset because she thinks her husband
doesn't find her attractive anymore.
"As I get older, he doesn't bother to look at
me!" Shifrah cries. "I'm so sorry for you. As I get
older, my husband says I get more beautiful
every day." replies Leah.
"Yes, but your husband's an antique dealer!"
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A man was out driving in his car when all of a sudden
a rooster ran out in front of his car, he tried to miss
it but unfortunately he ran over the rooster and killed it.
He decided that he should go and tell the farmer, so he got out
of his car and walked across the road to the farm, walked up to
the front door and knocked. The farmer came to the door and the man
said "I'm afraid I've killed your rooster, please let me replace
him".
The farmer said "Help yourself, the hens are out in the back".
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It's Robin's first time at the gynecologist. The doctor
leads her to the stirrups, and as she sits down, she's
scared to death.
"You're nervous, aren't you?" asks the gynecologist.
"Yes," admits the girl. "I've never been to the gynecologist before."
"Well, then," he says, "Would you like me to numb you down there?"
"Please."
So he sticks his nose between her legs and goes, "Num, num, num,
num...."
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BUFFALO BILL
Ice fishing
http://www.buffaloschips.com/jkljlkjo.htm
If my nose was running money
http://www.buffaloschips.com/huyu.htm
Important Message
http://www.buffaloschips.com/jkjhjgh.htm
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FUN PAGES
Innkeeper's Daughter
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=6448&s=n
Do Beer, Not Drugs
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=38550&s=n
Agatha Christie: Death on the Nile
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41663&s=n
Flight Simulator X
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42157&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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