THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
if you haven't got a smile on
your face and laughter in your
heart, then you are just
a sour old fart
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
The other day an article on the net caught my
eye, the subject of which was technoledgy. The
gist of it was on whether some technical gadgets
were worth saving and using, or if they should be
tossed away in favor of memories of yesteryear, I
was quite surprised, the author did not even mention
8 track players or record players. My own 8 track has
not worked since 1992 when it ate a copy of Alice
Cooper's "School's out". Now, the record player, that is
another story, I've had that thing now since high
school, and it still spins 33s like a charm. Altho
I admit, ten years ago when the needle went bad, it
took some doing to get another needle. And all those
records, still have about every one I ever bought,
displayed in one of those old fashioned entertainment
centers that reach across the entire wall
of my living room. You remember those?
we used them when we all had analogs.
Anyway, the author lost my interest when he started talking
about ipods and smart phones being stuff that would be not
worth keeping types of technoledgy. I have yet to get either
one of them, as I have never seen a need in my life for either one.
As I so informed my son. I had to chuckle. I remember a
similar conversation with my own father the day I bought my
8 track player :) "Dad, I GOTTA have one, everybody else does!"
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
inflation
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h001.html
come and get it
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h002.html
a dog
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h003.html
like father like son
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h004.html
excuse
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/h005.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
horn prank gone bad
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/976.html
why airplanes have pillows
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/977.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
Definition of forgetting
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd659.html
A woman and her ten year-old son were riding
in a taxi in Detroit. It was raining and all the
prostitutes were standing under the awnings.
"Mom" said the boy, "what are all those women doing?"
"They're waiting for their husbands to get off
work," she replied.
The taxi driver turns around and says,
"Geez lady, why don't you tell him the truth?
They're hookers, boy! They have sex with men
for money." The little boy's eyes get wide and he
says, "Is that true Mom?" His mother, glaring hard
at the driver, answers in the affirmative.
After a few minutes, the kid asks,
"Mom, what happens to the babies those women have?"
"Most of them become taxi drivers," she said.
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There once was a religious young woman who went to
Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said,
'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.'
The priest said, 'Confess your sins and be forgiven.'
The young woman said, 'Last night my boyfriend made
mad passionate love to me seven times.'
The priest thought long and hard and then said,
'Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice.'
The young woman asked, 'Will this cleanse me of my sins?'
The priest said, 'No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face.'
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Pat was lying on his deathbed, moaning and carrying on.
"Mike," he says, "I know I'm a goner."
"Oh, Paddy, have faith, ye still have years ahead UV yuh."
"No, Mick, I'm finished, an' you've been such a great
friend; there's one thing I'd like yuh to do when I'm gone."
"Ahh, Paddy, I'll do anything you ask, I swear
it to the Saints and the Holy Mother."
"Well, Dear Friend, I have been saving a jug of fine
whiskey that my brother sent me from Dublin some eight
years ago, and I would like you to pour it on me grave
when I'm buried." Mike sits silently for a long time
and Pat asks again, "Will you do that for yer oldest friend, Mike?"
Mike draws a big breath and says, "Ye know I will Pat,
but would ye mind if I filter it through me kidneys first?"
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You've heard the tale of Robin Hood
And how he did poor people good
There is more to this famous story
of Sherwood Forest's pride and glory
At night when all the robbing was done
The merry men would have some fun
In fact it would be fair to say
The merry men were rather gay
As Little John starts to unwind
Robin takes him from behind
As they frolic in the grass
Robin rams it up his arse
One night when they were all at play
A gorgeous maiden came their way
She sauntered up to Friar Tuck
And said "I'm Marion - wanna fuck?"
Friar could not believe his ears
"She's offering sex to all us queers!"
While he recovered from the shock
Robin presented her with his cock
Marion's clothes were off in a flash
And three merry men all had a bash
For Marion this was sheer bliss
As they filler her every orifice
When all was done she gave a whine
"Thank you boys for a lovely time.
But for your pleasure you must pay
I've got the pox - have a nice day."
"Now listen here" said Friar Tuck
"We really don't give a fuck"
"The laughs on you, you silly cow"
"We've all got AIDS - so who's fucked now!"
BUFFALO BILL
Kind Of Scary
http://www.buffaloschips.com/werww.htm
Kitchen Table
http://www.buffaloschips.com/qwee.htm
Law Enforcement.. Dealing With The Public
http://www.buffaloschips.com/asasda.htm
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FUN PAGES
Camel's Eye Lids
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42399&s=n
Dolphins Mating
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42386&s=n
The Pam Effect
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42481&s=n
Drunk Ants
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=39822&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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