THE POSTMANS CORNER!
Behind every great man is a
woman rolling her eyes.
Jim Carrey
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THE COMICS
too much
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interrupting
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menopause
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season of giving
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hold it
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LETS GO TO TNE MOVIES
naked on the street
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join the army?
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
Monaco
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My husband and I were at a baseball game, when
I decided to get myself a hot dog. As I stood up,
my husband asked me to buy him a beer. The young
clerk at the concession stand asked to see
verification of age. "You've got to be kidding,"
I said. "I'm almost 40 years old." He apologized,
but she said he had to see some ID, it was policy.
When I showed him my driver's license, the clerk
served me the beer. "That will be $6.25, please,"
he said. I gave him $10.00 and told him to keep
the change. "The tip's for carding me," I said.
He put the change into his tip cup and replied, "Thanks."
And as I walked away, I heard him add, "Works every time!"
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Once at the time of the world war, the soldiers were
looting all villages, of food, wine and women.
Before they could enter one such village, the villagers
decide to scoot, except for one young man, who had a
80-year-old grandmother. So the soldiers found the
one occupied house and tore inside. "Bring us
some food!" they demanded.
The young man said, "But I have only half a loaf of bread."
"War is War, bring us the food!"
So he gives his last morsel of food.
"Bring us some wine!"
"But I doubt if there is any in the house,
you know how things are these days!"
"War is War, bring us the wine!"
So the young man manages half a bottle and gives it to them.
"Now, bring us a woman!"
"But everyone has left the village. The
only female here is my 80 year old grandmother!!"
"War is War, bring her to us!"
The old woman is brought and she's so frail
and weak that the soldiers decide against it and say,
"We'll let you off this time.'"
Granny says, "The hell you will, War is War!"
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I met a girl in the park the other evening.
There was an instant spark between us.
She immediately dropped to her knees &
lay on the grass at my feet.
As we lay there making love, I thought to myself,
"These taser guns are well worth the money!"
BUFFALO BILL
coca cola
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sexx1
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big wood
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM
MArtin aka the postman
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