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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
Saturday was LynnLynn's Birthday. Even though I think about
her daily as I put together the links, this day always causes a
a longer pause in reflection for me. She had so many friends
and did so much for those looking for a place to post their
creations which gave her a permanent place on the web.
From the archives
I was asked recently what it is like living in a border town because
Canada is a foreign country. It is about the same as living on the
border with Wisconsin would be. The average Ontario resident is
English speaking and of the same ethnic and religious background as
those who live on this side. Over the years many have attended
school here, worked here, shopped here, married here, and owned a
home and raised a family here. This works both ways and with the
fluctuations in our currency at times things are cheaper on one side
or the other so people hop on the bridge, pay their 2.50 and drive
across to work or play. It is not a long bridge, actually shorter
than the one between San Diego and Coronado or even the Golden Gate
Bridge, the only difference being the wait to go through customs
which can be minutes or an hour depending on the time of the day or
if you happen to be in a carload of Arabs.
We share a love of Holidays and Americans participate in the Winter
Carnival and gather down by the river to watch the fireworks on
Canada Day which is the first of July and then the Canadians come
across to watch the I-500, enjoy and participate in the 4th of July
Parade and attend the concerts at the Kewadin Casino. We both enjoy
benefits of having each other as neighbors in being able to attract
more stores.
So anyhow the chances of looking in a crowd and finding a Canadian
is pretty small. They aren't all speaking French, wearing a Toque
or saying eh. In an emergency their fire department is there to
help us, in a disaster they are there to contribute, and when 9-11
happened they were there to fight alongside of us in Afghanistan.
All in all it is pretty nice having the Canadians for neighbors and
friends. At least they don't wear chunks of cheese on their head
and root for the Packers on Sunday.
Enjoy the chips ... buffalo
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The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one
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. Which part of Your body goes first?"
Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands." "Why do
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Fixing the Dog Run Part two
BJ is back in the dog run.
BJ: I bet she has more than one way out of here.
Katie not saying anything but looking at the underside
of the deck.
BJ looks up and sees...a ladder, a pole, shovel, climbing
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BJ: Hmm, okay. She takes the ladder to scale the fence.
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