[PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner!

 

THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!

 

It's always too early to quit.
Norman Vincent Peale

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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
The shower that the war department sponsored
for the daughter seemed to go rather well.
Daughter says she got lots of loot. Never quite
understood those shower thingies. Daughter's
mother in law gave one about 2 weeks earlier.
That was supposed to be for "her side of the family."
Altho the war department and everbody showed
up. 2 weeks later, The war department gives a shower
for "our" side of the family. Altho all the same
folks showed up for both. I think these women
just like having an excuse to have a reason to
get together:)

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

THE COMICS

you're not drunk
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g051.html

anytime
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g052.html

my mind
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g053.html

do something
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g054.html

car pooling
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g055.html

a mouse
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g056.html

not tonite
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g057.html

his mark
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g058.html

the snowstorm
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g059.html

in this picture
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g060.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

pretty fast
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/968.html

close call
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/967.html

polaroid
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/969.html

what a guest
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/970.html

Near the end of a particularly trying round of
golf, during which the golfer had hit numerous
fat shots, he said in frustration to his caddy,
"I'd move heaven and earth to
break a hundred on this course."
"Try heaven," said the caddy. 
"You've already moved most of the earth."
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During my uncle's physical exam, his doctor
mentioned that he was slightly overweight.
"Do you get any exercise?" the physician asked.
"Well, I used to have an exercise bike in the
TV room," my uncle began. "Used to!" the doctor
said. "Where is it now?" "I had to store it
in the basement," my uncle confessed,
"because it got in
the way of my snack trays."
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"Take a pencil and paper," the teacher said,
"and write an essay with
the title 'If I Were a Millionaire.'"
Everyone but Philip began to write furiously.
He just leaned back in
his chair and folded his arms.
 "What's the matter," the teacher asked.
"Why don't you begin?"
"I'm waiting for my secretary," he replied.

FUN PAGES

Goldfish Change Color
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42249&s=n

Gross Fake ID
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42479&s=n

Diner Dash 2: Restaurant Rescue
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41699&s=n

How to Make a Paper Mirage
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42155&s=n
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BUFFALO BILL

Fanfare
http://www.buffaloschips.com/jakjkas.htm

Final Call
http://www.buffaloschips.com/askla.htm

Flashlights
http://www.buffaloschips.com/saasjka.htm

THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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