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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
I seem to have two extra scanners on my computer now
that I didn't really ask for and in the case of the Norton one
I never even saw anywhere to opt out of it prior to downloading
it. I suspect it may have been tied to a bunch of updates to Adobe
products and I really don't blame them just as I don't blame the
computer manufacturers for adding them to a new computer.
They are paid fifty cents to two dollars each time someone
downloads a Google toolbar or a MacAfee scanner and a little
more when a trial version of Norton 360 is installed on your
new laptop by HP. It helps improve their profits a little bit without
raising the price of the machine and supports the research
and distribution of a lot free programs that we use and enjoy,
not to mention giving the Geeks at Best Buy a chance to
charge the rich or unenlightened for removing the AOL ads
from the desktop. I can also see where a company like Adobe
that rolls out updates to hundreds of millions of users almost as
often as Microsoft rolls out updates benefits from making the
opt out or even the fact that you are downloading extras hard
to find but we are a nation of choice and I prefer to be asked.
There is one advantage to having it install whatever it is pushing
and that is that it won't install it twice,
So anyhow I now have Norton and MacAfee Security Scans installed
and once a day or so it scans my computer and tells me I have
one potential threat and a gazillion cookies. It doesn't remove
anything but it does tell you where they are and offers to sell you
their subscription to Norton 360 or whatever. I just tried to
uninstall the Norton scanner but an uninstall button is too
easy to believe especially if there is no bang or sucking sound
as it leaves so I will have to wait and see if it comes back. In
parting watch what you are downloading and you may find the
opt-out I missed. Enjoy the chips.... buffalo
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His dick is most surely a dilly,
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But most often instead,
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