THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Today is a special day, I suppose, at least
for some folks. Wife and the ladies are having
a shower in acknowledgement of the arrival of
the first postman's grand child. Addison is expected
to appear on May 25th. The war department has
been busy all this last week flitting around
getting this and that, with preparation and what
not. So while the girls will all be over at the
church basement this am going ooohhh and aaahhh
about this gift and that one, we guys will just
be hanging out here at home playing cards. I plan
on pulling out the old BBQ grill for the first time
this season also. Relatives from out of town,
Bro in law, dad in law, etc. we shall all hang out
here and hope that there is some leftover cake when
they return. It sure looked good when she carted it
out the door. I gave lots of hints and ideas for
the shower to her over the week. But I kinda doubt
she will take me up on any of em. I specially doubt
that she hired waitresses from Hooters to act as
servers, either. Go figger:)
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
so cute
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g041.html
play smurf
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g042.html
what have I done
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g043.html
global warming
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g044.html
I always wondered
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g045.html
she loves me
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g046.html
sexually transmitted
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g047.html
amazing
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g048.html
being alone
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g049.html
teen survey
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g050.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
pig race mosque pt 2
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/963.html
indian shampoo
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/964.html
please hold
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/965.html
Newlyweds are into their 2nd week of marriage
when the wife says to the husband...
I want to set the rules down about sex....
When my hair is nice and perfect ...I definitely
don't want to have sex!
If my hair is a little messed up and not that
perfect...maybe I do ....maybe I don't want to have sex....
But when my hair is messed up...I definitely
want to have sex....
Husband says.....o.k. but I have my rules about
sex also.... Every night when I come home from
work I will have one can of beer.....
When I have one can of beer I definitely don't
want to have sex.... When I have a couple of beers,
maybe I do...maybe I don't want to have sex....
When I have a six pack or a case of beer......
I don't give a Fuck about your hair......
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Storming into his lawyer's office, a Texas oil
magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin
at once against his young bride.
"What's the problem?" asked his lawyer.
"I want to hit that adulterin' bitch for Breach
Of Contract," snapped the oil man.
"I don't know if that will fly," said the
lawyer. "I mean your wife
isn't a piece of property; you don't own her!"
"Damn right," the tycoon rejoined, "
but I sure as hell expected
exclusive drillin' rights!
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"Doctor," a man told his psychotherapist, "My
wife uses her vibrator every evening and for a
long time. What should I do?"
"Well," replied the doctor, "Maybe you should
be more attentive to
her sexual needs and make love to her more often..."
"It's not that, "interrupted the man, "It's
just that the damn thing
interferes with the TV remote!"
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A girl walked up to the information desk in a
hospital and asked to see the "upturn".
"I think you mean the 'intern', don't you?"
asked the nurse on duty.
"Yes," said the girl. "I want to have a
'contamination.'"
"You mean 'examination,'" the nurse corrected her.
"Well I want to go to the 'fraternity ward,' anyway."
"I'm sure you mean the maternity ward."To which the
girl replied: "Upturn, intern; contamination,
examination, fraternity, maternity.... what's
the difference? All I know is I haven't demonstrated
in two months, and I think I'm stagnant."
Buffalo Bill
Girls
http://www.buffaloschips.com/skal.htm
Giving Change Adult
http://www.buffaloschips.com/skksls.htm
Kitty Is In Love
http://www.buffaloschips.com/87y5r.htm
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FUN PAGES
Size of the Sun
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42402&s=n
Dogs Wearing Toupees
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42390&s=n
Golf-Ignorant Girlfriend
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=5638&s=n
Glowing Urine
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42228&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM"
Martin aka the postman
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