THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
The greater part of our
happiness or misery depends
on our dispositions and not on
our circumstances.
~Martha Washington
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GOOD MORNGING POSTMAN FANS
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones
are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want
to reach for the good ones because they are afraid
of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes
take the apples from the ground that aren't as
good, but are real easy.The apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in reality,
they're amazing.They just have to wait for the right
man to come along.The one who is brave enough to
climb all the way to the top of the tree.Now, men....
Men are like a fine wine.
They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp
the sh*t out of them until they turn into
something acceptable to have dinner with.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
Tammy Faye
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f041.html
thats my boy!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f042.html
your father says
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f043.html
family reunion
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f044.html
fake
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f045.html
an unfortunate switch
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f046.html
cat show
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f047.html
Mr. Right
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f048.html
shaggy sheep
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f049.html
where does it go
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f050.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Show Them To Me With Subtitles
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/937.html
tsunami waves battering ships, homes,
cars after Japan earthquake
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/938.html
rehearsal
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/939.html
DUI
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/940.html
extreme
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/941.html
A motorist had a flat tire in front of an insane
asylum. He took the wheel off, but when he stood
up, he tipped over the hubcap containing the bolts,
spilling them all down a sewer drain.
A patient, looking through the fence, suggested
that the man take one bolt from the remaining
three wheels to hold the fourth wheel in place
until he could get to a service station.
The motorist thanked his profusely and said,
"I don't know why you are in that place."
The patient said, "I'm here for being crazy,
not for being stupid."
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Curtis & Leroy saw an ad in the Starkville Daily
in Starkville, MS. and bought a mule for $100.
The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day.
The next morning the farmer drove up and said,
"Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night."
Curtis &Leroy replied,
"Well, then just give us our money back."
The farmer said,
"Can't do that. I went and spent it already."
They said, "OK then, just bring us the dead mule."
The farmer asked,
"What in the world ya'll gonna do with a dead mule?"
Curtis said, "We gonna raffle him off."
The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead mule!"
Leroy said,
"We shore can! Heck, we don't hafta tell nobody he's dead!"
A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Curtis
&Leroy at the Piggly Wiggly grocery store and asked.
"What'd you fellers ever do with that dead mule?"
They said, "We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do.."
Leroy said,
"Shucks, we sold 500 tickets fer two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898."
The farmer said, "My Goodness, didn't anyone complain?"
Curtis said,
"Well, the feller who won got upset.
So we gave him his two dollars back."
Curtis and Leroy now work for the government.
They're overseeing the Bailout Program.
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A farmer was selling his peaches door to door. He knocked on a door
and a shapely 30-something woman dressed in a very sheer negligee
answered the door. He raised his basket to show her the peaches and
asked, "Would you like to buy some peaches?" She pulled the top of
the negligee to one side and asked, "Are they as firm as this?"
He nodded his head and said, "Yes ma'am," and a little tear ran from
his eye. Then she pulled the other side of her negligee off asking,
"Are they nice and pink like this?" The farmer said, "Yes," and a
tear came from the other eye.
Then she unbuttoned the bottom of her negligee and asked, "Are they
as fuzzy as this?" He again said, "Yes," and broke down crying. She
asked, "Why on earth are you crying?"
Drying his eyes he replied, "The drought got my corn, the flood got
my soy beans, a tornado leveled my barn, I voted for Obama and now I
think I'm gonna get fucked out of my peaches....
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BUFFALO BILL
Wrong Phone
http://www.buffaloschips.com/7827.htm
WW30mm
http://www.buffaloschips.com/7828.htm
XX Cigar Rolling
http://www.buffaloschips.com/7829.htm
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FUN PAGES
Marvel vs. DC Game
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42505&s=n
Do Beer, Not Drugs
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=38550&s=n
Two Blondes At A Bus Stop
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=6458&s=n
Mystery Solitaire: Secret Island
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41763&s=n
THATS ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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