THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
The world is a stage, but the
'play'...is badly cast.
-Oscar Wilde
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I didn't have much to say today, and
My good friend asked me to forward a note
to all of you:
Dear American Taxpayer
For only the second time in my adult life, I am
not ashamed of my country. I want to thank the
hard working American people for paying $242 thousand
dollars for my vacation in Spain.My daughter Sasha,
several long-time family friends, my personal staff
and various guests had a wonderful time. Honestly,
you just haven't lived until you have stayed in a
$2,500.00 per night suite at a 5-Star luxury hotel.
Thank you also for the use of Air Force 2 and the
70 Secret Service personnel who tagged along to be
sure we were safe and cared for at all times. Air
Force 2 only used 47,500 gallons of jet fuel for this
trip and carbon emissions were a mere 1,031 tons of
CO2. These are only rough estimates, but they are close.
That's quite a carbon footprint as my good friend
Al Gore would say, so we must ask the American citizens
to drive smaller, more fuel efficient cars and drive
less too, so we can lessen our combined carbon footprint.
I know times are hard and millions of you are struggling
to put food on the table
and trying to make ends meet.
I do appreciate your sacrifice and do hope you find work soon.
I was really exhausted after Barack took our family
on a luxury vacation in Maine a few weeks ago.
I just had to get away for a few days!
Cordially,
Michelle Obama
P.S.
Thank you as well for the $2 BILLION trip to
India we recently went on.
Love ya, mean it.
P.S.S. We also had a great, great time in Hawaii ....
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
sunshine
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g031.html
some women
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g032.html
my computer
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this is the life
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doggie style
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I tried to tell him
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g036.html
tonights party
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g037.html
share a bottle
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g038.html
one day at church
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/g040.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Bride Can't Stop Laughing During Vows
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/958.html
the elephant
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/959.html
therapy
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/960.html
mulsons
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/961.html
what a way to ruin it
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/962.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
Ferrari
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd656.html
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Joe's wife likes to sing. She decided to join
the church choir. From time to time she would
practice while she was in the kitchen preparing
dinner. Whenever she would start in on a song,
Joe would head outside to the porch. His wife,
with hurt feelings, said, "What's the matter,
Joe? Don't you like my singing?" Joe replied,
"Honey, I love your singing, but I just want to
make sure the neighbors know I'm not beating you."
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Recently, I called to make reservations on a
small charter plane that departs from an equally
small airport.I knew that I would be flying in
a very small plane, so I was not surprised when
the clerk said, "The plane is very full with baggage
and passengers."
Then she asked, "How much do you weigh, sir?"
Not thinking clearly I answered, "With or without clothes?"
"Well," said the clerk, "how do you intend to travel?"
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Two women were sitting in the doctor's waiting
room comparing Notes on their various disorders.
"I want a baby more than anything in the world,"
said the first, "But I guess it is impossible."
"I used to feel just the same way," said the
second. "But then Everything changed. That's
why I'm here. I'm going to have a
Baby in six months."
"You must tell me what you did."
"I went to a faith healer."
"But I've tried that. My husband and I went to
one for nearly A year and it didn't help a bit."
The other woman smiled and whispered,
"Try going alone, next time."
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If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.
- Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
- Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any
more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.
- Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
- If you must choose between two evils, pick the
one you've never tried before.
- My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
- Not one shred of evidence supports the notion
that life is serious.
- It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
- If you look like your passport picture, you
probably need the trip.
- Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
- A conscience is what hurts when all your other
parts feel so good.
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BUFFALO BILL
bushy now
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big butt
http://www.buffaloschips.com/bjhjkljggh.htm
buttercup
http://www.buffaloschips.com/jhjgggjdmgkh.htm
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FUN PAGES
Rotating Planets
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42220&s=n
Illegal Swim
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41426&s=n
Hidden Expedition: Titanic
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41727&s=n
Invention of Fruit Snacks
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42397&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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