THE POSTMANS CORNER!
All men make mistakes, but married
men find out about them sooner
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THE COMICS
how the hula hoop was invented
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mother
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your personality
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laundry to do
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one of those women
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instead of
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play dead
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2 minutes
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minor medical
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
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it has to be
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ask for more
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run
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don't mess with old farts
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doin my laundry
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Two blondes were playing golf on a foggy par
three — they could see the flag, but not the green.
Each hit their ball into the fog.When they arrived at
the green they discovered one ball about three feet
from the cup, while the other had somehow gone
directly into the hole. "It's in the hole!" they
both shouted in unison (Bill Murray would have been proud!)
They tried to determine which ball belonged to which
player, but since they were both using Titleist number
threes, mystery prevailed.Unable to make a determination,
they called to the nearby Club House to
request that the golf pro come to make a ruling.
After hearing their story, and congratulating them
both on their superb shots under adverse conditions,
the golf pro asked, "OK, so which one of
you was playing the yellow ball?"
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A guy took his Blonde
girlfriend to her first football game. They had great
seats right behind their team's bench. After
the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
'Oh, I really liked it,' she replied, especially the
tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just
couldn't understand why they were killing each
other over 25 cents.'Dumbfounded, her date asked,
'What do you mean?' 'Well, they flipped a coin,
one team got it and then for the rest of
the game, all they kept screaming was:
'Get the quarterback! Get the
quarterback!' I'm like....Helloooooo?
It's only 25 cents!!!!!!!!!!!
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Man O Man
When without money, eats wild vegetables at home
When has money, eats same wild vegetables in fine restaurant.
When without money, rides bicycle;
When has money, rides exercise machine.
When without money, walks to earn food
When has money, walks to lose the fat
Man O Man ! never fails to deceive thyself !
When without money, wishes to get married;
When has money, wishes to get divorced.
When without money, wife becomes secretary;
When has money, secretary becomes wife.
When without money, acts like rich man;
When has money, acts like poor man.
Man, O Man, never can tell the simple truth !
Says stock market is bad but keeps speculating;
Says money is evil but keeps accumulating.
Says high positions are lonely but keeps wanting them.
Says gambling & drinking is bad but keeps indulging;
Man O Man ! Never means what he says
and never says what he means!
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The salesman stopped at a farmhouse one evening
to ask for room and board for the night. The
farmer told him there was no vacant room. "I could
let you sleep with my daughter," the farmer said,
"if you promise not to bother her." The salesman
agreed. After a hearty supper, he was led to the room.
He undressed in the dark, slipped into bed, and
felt the farmer's daughter at his side. He decided
to have his way with her, he finished and rolled over
and went to sleep. The next morning he asked for his bill.
"It'll be just two dollars, since you had to share
the bed," the farmer said.
"Your daughter was very cold," the salesman said.
"Yes, I know," said the farmer. "We're going to bury her today.
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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