THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
"When one door closes, another opens;
but we often look so long and so
regretfully upon the closed door
that we do not see the one
which has opened for us."
Alexander Graham Bell
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Its daylight savings!
Remember? in the spring we spring forward
the fall we fall back, right? So don't forget.
set your clock forward an hour today if you
have not already done so!
FROM: THE INVESTIGATIVE REPORTS BUREAU OF:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
It has come to the attention of researchers of the Food
and Drug Administration that previously unanticipated
complications, result when Viagara is taken along
with Ex-Lax. Both products tend to act together
and magnify the effects of the other.
The researchers have concluded that the result is
that you end up both coming and going at the
same time. It *really* gets complicated when Prozac
is taken with the other drugs, because then,
you really don't give a shit if your cuming or going.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
updating
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e061.html
the Hell's Angels
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e062.html
Fear not!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e063.html
office safety
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e064.html
what a hot flash
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e065.html
jr loves it
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e066.html
confucius say
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e067.html
lower taxes
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e068.html
your girlfriend
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e069.html
back to the ship
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e070.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
daylight savings time Grand pa Jones
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/905.html
Mintys Comedian Of The Month September 2007 - Steve Hughes
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/906.html
Daniel Tosh - Money And Happiness.wmv
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/907.html
Top 10 Low Pass Flybys of All Time
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/908.html
I finally found it!!!!!
A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot
to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone
at a table in a cozy little restaurant.
So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman
and said, 'This is from the gentleman who is
seated over there.'.... and indicated the
sender with a nod of his head.She stared at
the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking
at the man, then decided to send a reply to
him by a note. The waiter, who was lingering
nearby for a response, took the note from her
and conveyed it to the gentleman. The note
read: 'For me to accept this bottle, you need
to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million
dollars in the bank and '7' inches in your pants'.
After reading the note, the man decided to
compose one of his own in return. He folded the
note, handed it to the waiter and instructed
him to deliver it to the lady. It read:
'Just to let you know things aren't always
what they appear to be, I have a Ferrari Maranello,
BMW Z8, Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my
several garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen and
Miami, and a 10,000 acre ranch in Louisiana.
There is over twenty million dollars in my bank
account and portfolio. But, not even for a woman
as beautiful as you, would I cut off three inches.
Just send the wine back…..
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The Pope went on vacation for a few days to visit the rugged
mountains of Alaska.
He was cruising along the campground in the Pope Mobile when he
heard a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. He saw a
helpless Democrat wearing shorts, sandals, a Vote for Obama hat and
a Save the Trees shirt. The man was screaming and struggling
frantically, thrashing all about, and trying to free himself from
the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly bear.
As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers wearing
Go Sarah shirts came racing up. One quickly fired a 44 magnum slug
right into the bear's chest. The two other men pulled the
semiconscious Democrat from the bear's grasp. Then using baseball
bats, the three loggers finished off the bear. Two of the men
dragged the dead grizzly onto the bed of their pickup truck while
the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.
As they began to leave, the Pope summoned all of the men over to
him. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he proudly
proclaimed. "I have heard there was bitter hatred between Republican
loggers and Democratic environmental activists, but now I've seen
with my own eyes that this is not true."
As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies, "Who the heck
was that guy?"
"Dude, that was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct contact
with Heaven and has access to all wisdom."
"Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom, but he
doesn't know squat about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait still
alive or do we need to go back to Massachusetts and get another
one?"
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BUFFALO BILL
Stripper Strike
http://www.buffaloschips.com/02280508.htm
Billy's Plan
http://www.buffaloschips.com/2280509.htm
Coke Job
http://www.buffaloschips.com/2280510.htm
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FUN PAGES
Mating Mules
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42218&s=n
The Pam Effect
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42481&s=n
On a Cold Winter Day
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=1720&s=n
Sexy Model Is A Perfect 10
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=40896&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
MARTIN AKA THE POSTMAN
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