THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant;
if we did not sometimes taste of adversity,
prosperity would not be so welcome.
Anne Dudley Bradstreet,
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
There is a new study about women and
How they feel about their asses;
The results were pretty interesting:
30% of women think their ass is too fat...
10% of women think their ass is too skinny...
The remaining 60% say they don't care,
They love him, he's a good man and they
Wouldn't trade him for the world!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
camels and cars
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f051.html
its faulty
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f052.html
at the end of the rainbow
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f053.html
one more
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f054.html
the lie detector says
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f055.html
good gracious
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f056.html
one hand
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f057.html
the plummer
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f058.html
shake
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f059.html
a little somthin
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f060.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Goose Named Maria.avi
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/942.html
have a nice day
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/943.html
Simons cat
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/944.html
nozzle rage
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/945.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
strange aircraft
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd652.html
This guy comes back home from work to find his wife
has left him a note "Off to the grocery store".
He hasn't been getting any from her, so he decides
this is his chance and goes to the video store to
rent a porn flick. He puts the video in, and starts
masturbating. He's about to climax when all of a
sudden his wife comes in, drops her grocery bags,
runs over and gives him the blowjob of his life.
Then she collects all the bags and goes to the kitchen.
The guy is sitting there, stunned, amazed at what
just happened. After a couple of minutes he regroups
and goes to the kitchen where he finds his wife
chopping tomatoes. He asks her: "We haven't had sex
for over five years and all of a sudden you come in
...... what happened?!". To which his wife replied:
"I just washed the floor this morning. I would rather
go brush my teeth than to have to clean the floor again
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Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin
lights came on, indicating to the flight attendants
that breakfast could be served. One of the passengers,
upset because he was awakened, growled, "Who turned on
the fucking lights!?"
"Oh, no, sir, " the nearest flight attendant replied.
"Those are the breakfast lights.
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The Redneck went to the hospital
As his wife was having a baby.
Upon arriving, the Nurse says:
"Congratulations, your wife has had triplets,
3 big baby boys."
The Redneck says,
"I'm not surprised,
I gotta dick on me like a chimney."
The nurse replies,
"You might want to consider getting it cleaned.
The babies are all black."
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BUFFALO BILL
Only Want Sex
http://www.buffaloschips.com/lmnghh.htm
Pool
http://www.buffaloschips.com/xdsddzsrd.htm
Sensitivity Training
http://www.buffaloschips.com/mnhvf.htm
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THE FUN PAGES
The Devil In The Kid
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=40651&s=n
Negative Doughnut
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42477&s=n
Rules of the Company
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=6518&s=n
Word Zen
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41813&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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