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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
I am busy with spring cleaning at the moment which
may seem a little premature with temperatures at night
still in the single digits but with the daughter moving in and
a lot of furniture and small stuff being stashed in nooks
and crannies it seemed a better idea to clean stuff now
and plan for the long run. If I can make it to the end of the
month without blowing out my back or having to quell an
employee revolt, I will be alright. We do have the full moon
approaching, supposedly the closest pass of the year and
my crew gets a little strange around full moon time. Ok
I know the scientific community says people aren't weirder
during a full moon but then they don't live in my neighborhood.
Yesterday I borrowed a commercial carpet cleaner and did the
living room. This thing makes a rug doctor look like a toy and had
a 50 foot hose and wand with three spray nozzles to get into
small spots with. The water hoses had snap connectors on
them and I couldn't get them to lock until I took a small screwdriver
and let the pressure out. Of course I ended up getting sprayed
a half dozen times and I was soaked when I got finished. Next
task is to paint the kitchen so that the carpet people can install
indoor outdoor carpet to replace the sixties style 9x9 grey tile.
I would prefer vinyl but there is a lot of cracked and missing tiles
that would have to be repaired first.
Enjoy the chips and if you want to come over and swing a paint
brush, you would be welcomed...... buffalo
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The FDA refused to license it. Seems it was habit forming.
A guy cuddled up to his wife and softly whispered into her ear:
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There was a young man from Purdue
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In the right church, but in the wrong pew.
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In the back woods of West Virginia, the redneck's
wife went into labor in the middle of the night,
and the doctor was called assist in the delivery.
Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed
the father-to be a lantern and said, "Here, you hold
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Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world.
"Whoa there," said the doctor. "Don't be in a rush
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one to come."
Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby
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"No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down
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The Redneck scratched his head in bewilderment,
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1995
In Heaven
Father comes home and let's Katie out so she can do her
business.
Katie comes in and father gives her his left over hamburger...
Ahhh Heaven.
Then Father opens up a can of Alpo....Katie starts to cry.
Katie: Waah!
BJ: There you go Katherine.
Katie: Thank you father.
BJ: Enjoy Katherine, it is just you and I girl.
Katie: Can we watch K-9 tonight?
BJ: Sure thing ole girl.
Katie: Can I get on your lap?
BJ: Sure.
Katie climbs on father's lap and soon is asleep and is in
Katie Heaven.
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