Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner!

Two Information Technology geeks were chatting
in a pub after work. "Guess what, mate," says
the first IT guy, "yesterday, I met this gorgeous
blonde girl in a bar."
"What did you do?" says the other IT guy.
"Well, I invited her over to my place, we had a
couple of drinks, we got into the mood and then
she suddenly asked me to take all her clothes off."
"You're kidding me!" says the second IT guy.
"I took her miniskirt off, and then I lifted her
and put her on my desk next to my new laptop."
"Really? You got a new laptop
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Santa Singh was travelling in a crowded bus. He was
carrying a Passport size photograph of his son (for
college admission). Accidently, the photograph fell
down from his pocket. He started searching for it
frantically and found the same on the floor of the bus.
Politely, he asked the saree clad female, standing in
front of him,
"Can you lift your saree? I want to take a photograph"
The rest is history. He was beaten so badly that he had
to be admitted in a hospital. He was surprised to see
Banta Singh on the bed next to him, in a still worse condition.
Banta started to explain his "Adventure".
He had gone to a remote village on some work & due to his high
level of intelligence, couldn't finish the work on time. He
had missed the last bus from that place. He couldn't find any
Hotel. So he approached a nearby house and asked the owner
whether he could stay there for the night. The owner replied,
"I have 2 grown up daughters. Sorry, I can't
allow you to stay".He approached the next house and asked
whether he could stay there for the night. The owner replied,
"I have 3 grown up daughters. Sorry, I
can't allow you to stay".
He went towards the next house and without taking any risks,
asked, "Do you have "grown up" daughters?".
The owner asked, "WHY?????????"
Banta replied, "I want to stay here for a night..... "
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A couple goes to the zoo for lunch and stops in front of the monkey
cage. A large monkey begins looking at them. The man tosses the monkey a
peach from his lunch bag. Monkey looks at the peach, breaks it in half,
takes the pit out, shoves it up its ass, takes it back out, puts the pit
back in the peach, closes the two halves, and eats the peach.
The couple is grossed out by this, but curious as to whether the monkey
would do it again, so the man tosses the monkey his second peach. The
monkey looks at the second peach, breaks it in half, takes the pit out,
shoves it up its ass, takes it back out, puts the pit back in the peach,
closes the two halves, and eats the peach. The couple are really
disgusted by this.
Just then, the zoo keeper walks by, so the couple stop him and ask why
the monkey has such a disgusting habit. The zoo keeper says, "Oh yeah,
he's been doing that for about 2 weeks now. Ever since someone gave him
an Avacado, and he had trouble passing the pit. Now he checks to make
sure they fit before he eats anything..."
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM
Martin aka the postman

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