THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
"Hope is the thing with feathers that perches
in the soul, and sings the tune without the
words, and never stops at all."
- Emily Dickinson
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Breaking News:
Beginning in early 2011 gas stations will start
showing PORN movies on the screens of the pumps so that
you can watch someone else get screwed at the same time
that you are !!!
Take a heap of joy,blend well with trust
And a measure of dreams to share
And minds more than willing to understand
And hearts more than ready to care.
Fold in a generous fluff of forgiving nature
Kindly a pinch of humour and a dash of spice
Whipped in with loving speed.
A recipe as old as time itself,yet always
Delightfully new.
They call it simple friendship
Beloved tried and true
we do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
please, Helen
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e011.html
my mom
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e012.html
chocolate
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e013.html
speeding
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e014.html
catching fish
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e015.html
cannibalism
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e016.html
somewhere in Bagdad
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e017.html
I'm fed up
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e018.html
your future
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e019.html
duck tape
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e020.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
like a bunny
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/879.html
Crystal Beach Amusement Park Comet Roller Coaster
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/880.html
how to change a fan belt
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/881.html
sex in the future
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/882.html
a stove
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/883.html
better than a bewspaper?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/884.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
they did it back then, too
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd636.html
wheels
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd637.html
boating: 33 reasons why its so much fun
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd638.html
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Two little old ladies cross the main street of the
village.
"How are you Deb?"
"Oh! I have no moral ... I just lost my husband!"
"Oh! What happened?"
"I sent him to search the garden for carrots
and leek for the soup."
"He felt very bad and I called an ambulance."
"When they arrived he died of a heart attack..."
"So What did you do then?"
"Noodles ...!"
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Terry and Judy, two old ladies, are chatting. Terry:
"People can be so helpful. There are Mike and Lee, who
are maintenance men, who let themselves into the
apartment with their passkey so I don't have to make
the stairs. They pick up my trash and carry it out
to the dumpster. Then there's Steve, my amiable mailman
who gathers my accumulated mail from the cluster box
and delivers it to my door and carries the
occasional package up the stairs for me.
And there's Bob with the food catering service who
even makes an
extra stop at the grocery store to pick up milk...
But there's a problem."
Judy: "What problem?"
Terry: "My neighbors think I'm running a brothel."
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A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle
of Turpentine. He was shaking it up and watching all
the bubbles. A Priest came along and asked the little
boy what he had.. The little boy said,
"This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's
called Turpentine." The Priest said, "No, the most powerful
liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant
woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby." The little boy
replied, 'If you rub turpentine on a cat's arse, he'll
pass a Ferrari."
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BUFFALO BILL
Mackerel
http://www.buffaloschips.com/32821.htm
Male
http://www.buffaloschips.com/32822.htm
Chicken Shit
http://www.buffaloschips.com/41004.htm
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FUN PAGES
Rotating Planets
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42220&s=n
Super Mario Rampage
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42506&s=n
Illegal Deodorant
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42356&s=n
Gun Silencer Invention
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42391&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM
Martin aka the postman
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