THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
"An ounce of action is worth a ton of theory."
Friedrich Engels
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS
I figured out why I'm fat! The shampoo I
use in the shower that runs down my body
says "for extra volume and body".
I'm gonna start using Dawn dish soap.
It says " dissolves fat that
is otherwise difficult to remove".
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
the dog
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marriage
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f012.html
on the Internet
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f013.html
buzzin it
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f014.html
forgot something
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support group
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f016.html
ready
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hate her
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old fashioned
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f019.html
lesbians
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/f020.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
these guys are good!
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white womens workout
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fresh fish
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ironic
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/926.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
Snoopy
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faster internet
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A young Scotsman was all set up for his very
first screw, but his girlfriend says, "Sorry Jock,
not without a condom." Young Jock searched the
town high and low, but being a Sunday, every place was
closed. Walking around, he eventually met Old Angus,
a very good friend of his father. Young Jock
explained his problem. Old Angus said, "Don't worry
son, I can help you out." Young Jock took off and
the night was beyond his wildest expectations. A
week later, he met Old Angus in the street and told
him about his experience. "It was wonderful, Angus.
Thanks to you, I had the best time I have ever had."
"Just glad I could help out son; now where's the condom?"
asked Old Angus. Young Jock looked at him and replied,
"I threw it away." Old Angus, with a scowl on his face,
said, "Ah, yer in trouble now laddie --
that condom belonged to the club!"
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A redneck named Bubba was tired of hearing redneck
jokes that used the name, Bubba. He went to court
and changed his name.
The judge asked, "What name do you want it changed to?"
He said, "Candy."
The judge replied, "Candy? "C-A-N-D-Y is that right?"
"Yes that's right, your honor." said Bubba.
The judge put the name on the papers before him and
said, legally, your name is now, Candy."
He rushed over to tell his girlfriend. He knocked
on her door and heard "who's there?" He said, "It's me!"
She said, "Come on in Bubba, the doors unlocked."
He said, "It's not Bubba."
She said, "Yes it is, I recognize your voice."
He said, "It ain't Bubba no more cause
I done legally changed it."
She asked, "What it is?"
He said, "Guess."
She said, "Leroy?"
He answered, "No."
She said, "Johnny?"
He answered, "No."
She said, "Hell, I give up, come on in."
He said, "Wait, I'll gives ya a hint.
Ya holds it in ya hand and ya puts it in ya mouth."
She replied, "Oh!... Come on in, Dick."
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A little boy hears the word whorehouse in school
and asks his father what it means.
His father is quite shocked, and replies: "Well,
uh... you go there to... have a good time."
The boy starts screaming and hollering that he
wants to go there too, but his father insists that
he's too young.
Saturday night his dad and a few friends go to
"Suzie's" to "have a good time", not knowing the
little boy is following them. After his father
leaves, the little boy enters the whorehouse and
tells the Madame that he wants to have a good time.
She's a bit puzzled at first, but being a kind-hearted
lady she gives him three doughnuts and tells him to leave.
Later that night he comes home, his parents all worried.
His father approaches him first and asks him where he's been.
"IN A WHOREHOUSE!" he screams proudly.
"WHAT? Well... uh... how was it?"
"I managed the first two without any problem, but
I just licked the last one"
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BUFFALO BILL
Sir Edmund
http://www.buffaloschips.com/81814.htm
Smoke Inhalation
http://www.buffaloschips.com/81815.htm
Sneeze Aivastus
http://www.buffaloschips.com/81816.htm
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FUN PAGES
Wildest Rap Video Spoof
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Las Vegas Clocks
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Ford Cars with Dodge Engines
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In the Express Lane
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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