THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Wisdom is knowing when you can't be wise.
Paul Engle
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Having nothing to say sometimes is not a bad thing, eh?
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
where will you be
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doing time
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at the vet
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greeting cards
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oh no
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senior internet
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the bed
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recycle
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the milk bill
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/e059.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Herbie and Jabby- Puppy Love
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an episode of cheaters
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Tui
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favorite football tumblers
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ice cold pepsi
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
view from aircraft
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what a pair
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Two women were sitting in the doctor's waiting
room comparing Notes on their various disorders.
"I want a baby more than anything in the world,"
said the first, "But I guess it is impossible."
"I used to feel just the same way," said the
second. "But then Everything changed. That's
why I'm here. I'm going to have a
Baby in six months."
"You must tell me what you did."
"I went to a faith healer."
"But I've tried that. My husband and I went to
one for nearly A year and it didn't help a bit."
The other woman smiled and whispered,
"Try going alone, next time."
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There was a father and son who were always in
competition with each other. One day the son left
to take an entrance exam at a university. He
wanted to major in medicine. A week later he
returned from his trip looking very down in the dumps.
"How was the exam?" asked his father.
"They asked quite a lot of 'fill in the missing
letter' questions about first aid and stuff. I got
a score of 75%. It wasn't good enough to get accepted,"
the boy replied. "Well in that case I better take that
exam myself," the father said. So off to the university
he went. A week later the father returned from his
trip looking very down in the dumps.
"How was the exam?" asked his son.
"They asked quite a lot of 'fill in the missing letter'
questions about first aid and I got them all wrong but one."
"Gee, Dad. Which question was that?"
"The question was...", started the father, "What do
you do when you come across a lady which has fainted.
You feel her pu_s_?"
"That's easy", the son replied. "The answer is pulse."
"Oh, hell," said the father," I got that one wrong as well."
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WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN
- Dogs don't cry (unless they have to pee).
- Dogs love it when your friends come over.
- Dogs think you sing great.
- A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.
- Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
- Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away.
- Dogs understand that farts are funny.
- Dogs don't shop.
- Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.
- A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.
- A dog's parents never visit.
- When a dog gets old and starts to snap at you incessantly,
you can shoot it.
- Dogs like beer.
- Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you ever had.
- Dogs like to do their snooping outside as opposed to
in your wallet, desk, and the back of your sock drawer.
- You never have to wait for a dog, they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
- Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.
- Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
- Dogs can't talk. Dogs aren't catty.
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A survey on sexual habits was being carried out by a popular newspaper
and one questioner stopped an elderly Italian gentleman in the street
who was wearing a black suit and asked him how often he had sexual
intercourse.
"Oh, about half a dozen times a year," said the gentleman.
The questioner smiled. "I thought you Italians were supposed to be
sexy!" she said.
"We are," said the gentleman. " But, I don't think half a dozen times a
year is so bad for a seventy-two year old priest with no car."
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BUFFALO BILL
Oh Boss
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Bad Milk
http://www.buffaloschips.com/02280506.htm
Cards
http://www.buffaloschips.com/020280507.htm
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FUN PAGES
Invention of Fruit Snacks
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Ford Cars with Dodge Engines
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Adriana Lima Compilation
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Paper Airplane Flight Simulator
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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