THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Always keep your words soft and sweet,
just in case you have to eat them.
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I exercise regularly. I eat moderate
amounts of healthy food. I make
sure to get plenty of rest. I see my
doctor when necessary, and my dentist
twice a year. I floss every night.
I've had chest x-rays, cardio stress
tests, EKG's and colonoscopies. I've
seen a psychologist once, and he
thought I was A-OK. I have a dog
and a variety of hobbies to reduce
stress. I don't drink and drive. I
don't smoke. I don't do drugs. I
try not to disparage others. I
don't have crazy, reckless sex with
strangers.If Charlie Sheen outlives me,
I'm gonna be really, really pissed!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
not nice
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don't be afraid
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work ethic
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ppermint and jelly beans
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tell George
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
2 camions, 1 portail Truck fail crashed crash funny
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B-52 bombing North Vietnam
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CuteWinFail: Pizza Pup
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There were two Catholic boys, Timothy Murphy and
Antonio Secola, whose lives parallel each other
in amazing ways. In the same year Timothy was born
in Ireland, Antonio was born in Italy. Faithfully
they attended parochial School from kindergarten
through their senior year in high school. They
took their vows to enter the priesthood early in
college, and upon graduation, became priests.
Their careers had come to amaze the world, but it was
generally acknowledged that Antonio Secola was just a wee
cut above Timothy Murphy in all respects.
Their rise through the ranks of Bishop, Archbishop
and finally Cardinal was swift to say the least, and
the Catholic world knew that when the present Pope
died, it would be one of the two who would become the next Pope.
In time the Pope did die, and the College of Cardinals
went to work. In less time than anyone had expected,
white smoke rose from the chimney and the world waited
to see whom they had chosen. The world, Catholic,
Protestant and secular, was surprised to learn that
Timothy Murphy had been elected Pope!
Antonio Secola was beyond surprise. He was devastated,
because even with all of Timothy's gifts, Antonio
knew he was just a bit better qualified.
With gall that shocked the Cardinals, Antonio Secola
asked for a private session with them in which he
candidly asked, "Why Timothy?" After a long silence,
an old Cardinal took pity on the bewildered man and
rose to reply. "We knew you were the better of the two,
but we just could not bear the thought of the leader
of the Roman Catholic Church being called POPE SECOLA.
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A black woman in New Orleans was admitted into the
hospital for a pregnancy termination.
Two weeks later she received a check for $5,000.
She phoned the hospital to ask who it was from.
The hospital said, "Crimestoppers."
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A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But it was
payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the
entire weekend partying with the boys and spending
his entire pay check. When he finally appeared at
home on Sunday night, he was confronted by his angry
wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a
tirade befitting his actions. Finally his wife stopped
the nagging and said to him, "How would you like it
if you didn't see me for two or three days?" He
replied, "That would be fine with me."
Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday
and Wednesday came and went with the same results.
But on Thursday, the swelling went down just enough
where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.
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A man wakes up in hospital after a harrowing operation. The
surgeon is standing beside him in the bed. He looks up at
the surgeon - full of dread. Our man says timidly "Well, how
did the operation go?".
To which the surgeon replies "Well, I've got some good news
and some bad news".
"What's the good news?"
"We managed to save your testicles"
Our man breathes a big sigh of relief.
"What's the bad news?"
"They're under your pillow".
BUFFALO BILL
Gym
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Handling Road Rage
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Home & Garden TV
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FUN PAGES
Zulu Gems
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Gross Fake ID
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Easy Meal in Africa
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Income of a Stripper
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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