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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER



"The purpose of life is to matter, to be productive, to have it make a
difference that you lived at all -- using the talents that God has given
you for the betterment of others."

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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS
The City of Grand Rapids is due to receive its portion of bailout money
from the Obama stimulus bill shortly. A total of 3 million dollars. Of
that, 800,000 of it is scheduled to be used to repair the Adams apartments.
Which is a low income housing project that has fallen into disrepair.
Broken doors, windows and other improvements will be made. I suppose
that is good if you work for a window company; the rest of the money is
scheduled to be used to help with utility shuttoffs and similar assistance
programs.  But I am not sure how another hand out program is
going to create jobs. You know, I can't help but ask my self what if.
Suppose that $$700 billion of the bailout  package had been used differently,
istead of spending it on banks and the car companies. What if it
was spent as incentives to bring companies that moved to Mexico and
China back into the US? Then, when Americans are building cameras
again, they go back to work, because Sony received enough money
to make it worth doing business in America. Americans can pay their
mortgage, and that saves the banks. And just maybe, if it works well
enough, some folks might buy a new car, and that saves the car
companies. Seems more intelligent than spending it on companies
that are getting rid of employees. And just maybe, if law makers
were really smart, they would repeal the NAFTA act, which caused
this loss of jobs in the first place. Then we wouldn't have needed to
spend the 700 billion at all. And just maybe, Americans will take a
little pride in themselves again when they see shelves with goods
that are quality, well made, and MADE IN AMERICA!
We don't need another bailout or handout. We just need a little
self respect.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Two old guys were sitting in the park, talking, when the subject
turned to getting older. The first guy said,
"Women have all the luck when it comes to getting older."
"What do you mean?" asked the second guy.
"Well," replied the first. "I can barely remember the last time I
was able to get it up in bed, but my wife - she's healthier than
ever!" "Healthier? How is that?" his buddy wondered.
"Years ago, when we were younger, almost every night before bed
she'd get these terrible headaches." He answered. "Now that we're
older, she hasn't had a headache in years."
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You might be a redneck if...
Your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs.
You might be a redneck if...
There is a wasp nest in your living room. You might be a redneck if...
You hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make
it look nice. You might be a redneck if...
The taillight covers of your car are made of tape. You might be a redneck if...
You've ever shot anyone for looking at you. You might be a redneck if...
Your momma has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
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A gentleman wanders around the campus of a college
looking for the library. He approaches a student and
asked, "Excuse me young man. Would you be good enough to
tell me where the library is at?"
The student, in a very arrogant and belittling tone,
replied, "I'm sorry, sir, but at this school, we are
taught never to end a sentence with a preposition!"
The gentleman smiled, and in a very apologetic tone
replied, "I beg your pardon. Please allow me to rephrase
my question. Would you be good enough to tell me where
the library is at, dummy?"
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There was a clerk in a small town general store in the
South. One day, a tall man entered the store and began
filling a shopping cart with items.
This man was so distinctive in that he could have been
the official spokesperson for Quaker Oats. He was
dressed in black, very tall and had that hat just like
the Quaker Oats guy wears.
Well, the clerk had never seen a Quaker before, let
alone talked to one. When the man reached the counter
with his selections the clerk could hardly contain
himself. "Are you a Quaker"? he asked as he was trying
to ring up the merchandise.
"Yes," the tall man said with a little edge in his voice.
"No joke?" asked the clerk, "You're really a real Quaker?"
The man, looking a little more perturbed, said, "Yes,
I am a real Quaker."
"Wow!" the young clerk said, "I never seen a real
Quaker before. Would you say something in Quaker talk
for me?" asked the clerk.
The tall man ignored this request and waited for his
merchandise to be tallied up. As clerk finished ringing
up the sale he said, "Please mister, say something in
Quaker talk?"
The man finally leaned over the counter in a gesture
of secrecy. The clerk leaned forward in order to hear
the quiet reply. The man said, "Screw Thee."
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman





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