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Adult Adult

Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

My little brother Don used to be an avid ice fisherman. He had a
favorite spot on Munuscong Bay and was always one of the first
on the ice and the last off in the spring. He would drive his 1982
Blazer out and just chop a hole in the ice and sit on the tailgate.
No fishing shack to haul on or off the ice and no expensive
collapsible
just his ice auger and a bucket full of tip-ups and a twelve pack of

beer.

It was towards the end of March and I was at work when Don
came over to my shop which was strange because he seldom
stopped there. He wanted to borrow the ratchet chain falls and
when I asked what for, he said he had put the Blazer through the
ice. Fortunately he had been close to shore in very shallow water
and the hood was still out. It is still considered to be navigable
waters and if you don't get it out yourself the Coast Guard will
arrange for divers and recovery equipment and the costs can be
in the thousands of dollars. On the shore that area has dirt
forestry roads but they were under several feet of snow so using
snowmobiles and four wheelers they got out to the beach and
rigged a line out to the blazer and after several weeks, 20 feet
at a time they managed to drag it up on the shore.

Then the DNR showed up and made them wait until all the snow
was gone, the trail was dry, and they had posted a bond for what
ever damages might be done to the dirt roads. So while the
Blazer was sitting there someone smashed a window in it and
broke in to see what they could steal. They took the stereo but
why someone would want a radio that had been underwater for
a few days is beyond me. The extra time waiting for the road to
dry did give them time to bring in fresh gas and oil and get the
Blazer back in driving shape but the transmission quickly failed
even with new fluid and Don blamed that on the dip. With all the
work and cost involved Don lost interest in ice fishing after that.

Enjoy the chips.... buffalo

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Short Chips
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Mary: You'll love this story from my friend who works in the ER.

Jill: What happened?

Mary: A woman came in with a cell phone shoved up her rectum!

Jill: You're kidding!

Mary: I'm not. The woman said she and her husband were playing some
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Jill: Well, it had to be either that, or she doesn't understand the
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Do you ever miss the ex?

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Jill: Wow! I didn't think you cared about him at all.

Mary: Wait a minute! Did you say "ex" or "sex"?

Budget cuts to the Defence force forced the training team to start
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equipment what-so-ever, so when it came to a training scenario,
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Now the Sergeant's really annoyed. He yells again, "WHAT THE
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DOING? You're under imaginary fire, take cover!" The recruit
turns to him
and replies, "I'm taking cover behind this imaginary tree Sergeant!"

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Irish Chips
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Friday Night is very much love-night for the Irish man. Arriving
back from the pub, having partaken of the traditional Irish
aphrodisiac - 12 pints Guinness, and some fish and chips, his
mind set on one thing - LOVE! Or as he say's himself "the ride".

His lust, at fever pitch, after the sensuous excitement of a hard
night's dominoes, he approaches his beloved wife, enticing her
with gentle words of passion - "any chance of me hole then love?"

The good lady in question perhaps over excited by the erotic
smell of Guinness or the sensuous vision of chips sticking to his
chin, is at first somewhat reluctant. This coy reluctance is
expressed with the flirtatious "Would ye ever fuck off!!!".

FOREPLAY

Foreplay is very important indeed. This basically consists of the
male, whipping off his slightly soiled Y fronts provocatively at
his wife, that usually land skid-mark side down, as he approaches
the bed gyrating with one hand on his hip and the other on the
back of his head, singing the ancient Gaelic fertility chant
"Here we go, here we go, here we go"

Upon reaching the bed he comments proudly on this rampant 8
incher. This is a classic example of alcohol induced double
vision.

INITIAL PROBLEMS

After 12 pints, sometimes the man's old Willie Winkie is a trifle
reluctant to extend itself (literally). Impotence is very much a
blow to the man's self esteem and the wife has to be very
tactful. She will offer gentle and sensitive words of
encouragement such as "Ye useless bastard, ye" or possibly "It
never happens to the Milkman".

Oral sex is a great favourite of the Irishman. He approaches his
wife with a cheeky invitation, "How'd ye like to put your teeth
round dis?" The woman nods willingly and points suggestively to
her falsies smiling happily in a bedside tumbler. "Go on then",
she says "but don't disturb me".

DOWN TO BUSINESS

Eventually the moment comes to consummate their tender love.
Again alcohol induced double vision is an important factor as the
man decides which of his willies to use for penetration.
Sometimes in his excitement as he moves into his position he may
suffer from severe premature ejaculation. A phenomenon he
explains to his wife using the poetic phrase "Oh fuck, I've shot
me load." If this does occur it is essential he makes up for
disappointing his wife by uttering tender and loving compliments
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come across.

An imaginative lover, the Irishman, possibly having read the
woman likes to be spoken dirty to, says such things as "shite,
arsehole". The woman is speechless. The man is now thrusting
away, his mind a kaleidoscope of jumbled erotic thoughts.

The woman wonders if they should repaint the ceiling. Sometimes
she utters a word of encouragement such as "Are you sure it's in?
" Given his level sexual expertise the Irishman's ideal partner
should be a versatile lover specialising in the faked orgasm.
This takes the form of a breathless shout "Ooyah, ooyah, Big
Boy". Eventually its all over. The man roles over, falls asleep,
and commences snoring like a pig. There's no one in the world
performs quite like an Irishman - veritable prince in the kingdom
of sex.

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Camel Chips
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A nun and a priest were traveling across the desert and realized
halfway
across that the camel they were using for transportation was about
to die.
They set up a make-shift camp, hoping someone would come to their
rescue,
but to no avail. Soon the camel died.

After several days of not being rescued, they agreed that they were
not
going to be rescued. They prayed a lot (of course), and they
discussed
their predicament in great depth.

Finally the priest said to the nun, "You know, Sister, I am about to
die,
and there's always been one thing I've wanted here on earth to see a
woman
naked. Would you mind taking off your clothes so I can look at you?"

The nun thought about his request for several seconds and then
agreed to
take off her clothes. As she was doing so, she remarked, "Well,
Father,
now that I think about it, I've never seen a man naked, either.
Would you
mind taking off your clothes, too?"

With little hesitation, the priest also stripped.

Suddenly the nun exclaimed, "Father! What is that little thing
hanging
between your legs?"

The priest patiently answered, "That, my child, is a gift from God.
If I
put it in you, it creates a new life."

"Well," responded the nun, "forget about me. Stick it in the camel
ass and
lets get the hell out of here!"

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Random Chips
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We had a great neighborhood watch going when I was a kid, until she

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Seeing a picture of his wife in the nude hanging at the art show,
the
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The farmer's daughter couldn't keep her calves together?

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What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
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Short Chips
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Parting Chips
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A couple decided to go to Alaska for a romantic weekend.When they
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get
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Bonus Chip
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A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular
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He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know
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She replied, "He's probably deer hunting with his buddies."

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Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1522

Saturn vs Mars

BJ: What do you have in the box Rudy?

Rudy: I saved my coupons and got a telescope. We are putting it
together as we speak.

Sandi: Cresent wrench please.

Katie: Cresent wrench.

A few minutes later...

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you?

Sandi: Sure thing daddy.

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BJ: This is a pretty powerful telescope, you can see Mars, Saturn,
Jupiter.

Katie: Uranus?

Rudy: Huh? My anus...

Sandi: No Rudy she means the planet Uranus. I think our telescope
is
not powerful enough.

Rudy narrowing his eyes at Katie: Are you sure you meant the
planet?

Katie humming...: Oh sure I did Rudy... I also noticed your
asteroid belt
is large.

Sandi: Run Katie run!

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