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The built-in digital camera captures what you see in the 8-power view of the binocular with no film to buy ever! http://www.thepostm  Document your memories with the newest in digital SLR technology! The Sony(R) Alpha 350 DSLR Camera, equipped with an 18-70mm zoom lens, featuring Sony's(R) new ˜Quick AF Live View System", a program that allows users to frame photos on the LCD without sacrificing auto-focusing speed! This smart, innovative, device, an $800 value is yours FREE! http://www.thepostm  If you'd like to boost your income on the side, there are hundreds of companies that will pay you to work at home. Don't believe it? http://www.thepostm  Do you need new shoes? Go shopping with your FREE $500 Famous Footwear(R) Gift Card. http://www.thepostm GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS! It is very quiet in the house this morning. Daughter is off to work. Son is in bed sleeping. The war department was supposed to work today, but she is sick with the flu and is in bed. Even Turk the dog, aka Carlos the rat, is curled up in my favorite chair,with my favorite blanket, and he is dead to the world. I tried to convince him earlier to play tug of war with my slipper. It is one of his favorite games, but he seems to prefer snoozing. Usually, When I work on the list, I have the tv blaring,or sometimes just tune in Internet radio so I have some noise. Today, I turned it all off. preferring the silence. After the list is done I have several important things I need to accomplish. First, I'll probably join Turk the rat in a nap. That will be a priority. After that, I will dive into a book I'm reading. I have been working on one of those Harry Bosch detective novels, but every time I get settled in with it, seems like I drop off to dreamland after a couple pages. But the nap first should solve that issue. After that I intend to turn on Internet tv and watch some old episodes of Hawaii Five Oh. That is one of my favorite old time shows. In the meantime, I have a special assignment for all you postman fans: Enjoy the jokes! We do hope you enjoy today's issue! Cordially Martin aka the postman  THE COMICS why elephants don't like flying http://www.thepostm this will not end well http://www.thepostm my mom and dad http://www.thepostm be honest honey http://www.thepostm I just hope http://www.thepostm adding insult to injury http://www.thepostm football is over http://www.thepostm Cupid and the tunnel of love http://www.thepostm LETS GO TO THE MOVIES Little Hiawatha http://www.thepostm a future cell phone user http://www.thepostm the dog and the baby http://www.thepostm thats too fast for me! http://www.thepostm Virgin Atlantic upper class http://www.thepostm no odor no wetness http://www.thepostm  INTERESTING STUFF 10 stars saved by the Heimlich manuever http://www.thepostm starch and a stereo speaker http://www.thepostm getting a job in a recession http://www.thepostm cash for gold http://www.thepostm blow up doll party http://www.thepostm goofy critters http://www.thepostm POWER POINT DISPLAYS mothers in all colors http://www.thepostm different sex positions http://www.thepostm the rock pulpit http://www.thepostm Q: What does the tooth fairy give for half a tooth? A: Nothing. She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth Q: What did the boy say after his math teacher assigned four pages of homework. A: Do I have problems. ____________ Two friends were at a bar discussing life and love. One said, "Would you believe that out of all the women I've been with not a one of them was a virgin? It'd be nice if girls saved themselves for marriage. I think it would cure a big part of the huge divorce crisis we have." "Yeah, Jim, I hear you," said the other. "Out of all the women I've been with I've only had two virgins myself; my wife and yours." ____________ A father thought it was about time to lecture his son, who was somewhat scatter-brained and frivolous. "Jim," he said, "You're getting to be a man now and you ought to take life more seriously. Just think . . .if I died all of a sudden, where would you be?" "I'd be right here, dad," said Jim. "The question is, where would YOU be?" ____________ Creeping around to the bedroom window, the private detectives saw their client's wife in bed with another man. "Just as I suspected," said the first. "Let's go in after him." "Great idea," the other replied. "How soon do you think he'll be finished?" ____________ Ultimate Babysitter http://www.funpagee Whack-A-Gob Game http://www.funpagee Armed Invasion Game http://www.funpagee College Romance Game http://www.funpagee Trivia Machine http://www.funpagee Celebrity Girl Fight http://www.funpagee Things To Say To A Man With A Huge Penis: "Am I dreaming?" "Can I keep you?" Get down on your knees, look heavenward and say, "Thank you God" And the most vital thing to say to a man with a huge penis, "I DO!" ____________ The wondrously stacked blonde appeared at her door in a strapless evening gown that defied gravity. "Terrific!" said her admiring escort. "I don't see what holds that dress up!" "Play your cards right, dear, and you will," she murmured. ____________ A guy goes over to his brother's house all bruised and his clothes torn. His brother says, "Man, where have you been?" "I just got back from burying my mother-in-law. "How did you get all bruised and your clothes torn from burying your mother-in-law? "She wouldn't lie still!" __________ PAPA Thorn FUN PAGES From Lorraine Caravan Toss http://tinyurl. Road Attack Game http://tinyurl. Snowy the Bear's Adventures ____________ BUFFALO Bill Female Companionship http://buffalosjoke Last Erection http://buffalosjoke THAT'S ALL FOLKS Have a nice day FROM: Martin aka the postman |
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