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Did you have a great Valentines day? I had gotten the war department her gift a few days earlier. Clothes. Well, actually, I gave her money and sent her to Kohl's which is what most guys would do, I have long since given up the idea of ever trying to buy her something to wear. Then on the day of, I went over to the dollar store and found a neat collection of cds that were of "mood music." She got me some cool stuff. Ordered me a new pair of fingerless leather gloves from Jammin Leather for the motorcycle. Then yesterday she did her little trip and got me a couple extra things. Then we wandered over to Isaac's. That's the local neighborhood greasy spoon here. Except its not greasy, and the food is good and inexpensive. The nice thing about Isaac's, they serve their pop in the can, instead of the crappy fountain pop every one else has. The family opened that place up fifteen years ago and they still have yet to raise the prices. Then we went on over to the cheapseat theaters and it was my turn to pick the movie. so we saw that new James Bond flick. Quantam of solace. It was an ok movie, but not a fantastic one. Daniel Craig who played Bond was ok, but he lacked the sophistication that Roger Moore had. The plot was a little ho hum too, but it had plenty of car wrecks, bombs, explosions, and gunfire, so it was ok. Typical James Bond stuff. I hope your day was as good as ours! We do hope you enjoy today's issue! 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"I'm not sure," said Paddy, "but I once told a Donkey to fuck off." _________________ A new missionary recruit went to Venezuela for the first time. He was struggling with the language and didn't understand a whole lot of what was going on. Intending to visit one of the local churches, he got lost, but eventually got back on track and found the place. Having arrived late, the church was already packed. The only pew left was the one on the front row. So as not to make a fool of himself, he decided to pick someone out of the crowd to imitate. He chose to follow the man sitting next to him on the front pew. As they sang, the man clapped his hands, so the missionary recruit clapped too. When the man stood up to pray, the missionary recruit stood up too. When the man sat down, he sat down. During the preaching, the recruit didn't understand a thing. He just sat there and tried to look just like that man in the front pew. Then he perceived that the preacher was giving announce- ments. People clapped, so he looked to see if the man was clapping. He was, and so the recruit clapped too. Then the preacher said some words that he still didn't understand and he saw the man next to him stand up. So he stood up too. Suddenly a hush fell over the entire congregation. A few people gasped. He looked around and saw that nobody else was standing. So he sat down. After the service ended, the preacher stood at the door shaking the hands of those who were leaving. When the missionary recruit stretched out his hand to greet the preacher, the preacher said, in English: "I take it you don't speak Spanish." The missionary recruit replied: "No I don't. It's that obvious, huh?" "Well yes," said the preacher, "I announced that the Acosta family had a newborn baby boy and would the proud father please stand up." ______________ BUFFALO Bill Shirt Sayings http://www.buffaloschips.com/32121.htm What Really Matters http://www.buffaloschips.com/32119.htm Feel The Baby http://www.buffaloschips.com/32120.htm THAT'S ALL FOLKS! Have a nice day FROM: Martin aka the postman |
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