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However, recently the war department has gone to a special glutten free diet to help control her arthritis. and The Outback has a special menu for just such purposes. The waitress, Cyndi, and the manager Megan were both very attentive, and provided excellent service. the food was great, too. Megan presented us with a coupon for a glutten free brownie dessert. It was pretty good. I got their 7 ouncer. It was a couple bux off for their Thursday special, and the clam chowder was to die for. The Aussie fries had probably a little more salt than a diabetic like me needs to have, but that is life. Later we made the "grocery run". Once again another week gone and somehow the bills are paid, and the cupboards have been filled. I am told that since she has a day off today, we have to go to the cheapseat theater. She declares it to be her turn to pick, so I guess we are going to see "Marley and me". Not one of my favorites, maybe, but a nice way to kill an afternoon on a lazy Friday. The tv in the living room finally gave up the ghost. The problem is that the war department decreed that I should move the tv from my office into the living room as a replacement. Oh well, I don't really miss the tv that much, since it seems I spend more and more time watching tv on the computer instead. Only problem with that is that my old computer doesn't do so well on multitasking. so I don't watch it while working on the list. And the quiet in this house without the noise for the background can be maddening. I guess I am going to have to shop around and find a small tv set somewhere. Anybody want to donate one for the cause? :) just kidding. We do hope you enjoy today's issue! 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"I know, I know," says Don, "But what am I gonna do tonight?" ____________ "A cantor brags before his congregation in a booming, bellowing voice: "Two years ago I insured my voice with Lloyds of London for $750,000." There is a hushed and awed silence in the crowded room. Suddenly, from the back of the room, the quiet, nasal voice of an elderly woman is heard, "So what did you do with the money?" _____________ BUFFALO bill Coffee Break http://www.buffaloschips.com/32160.htm Marriage Penalty http://www.buffaloschips.com/32159.htm FUN PAGES from Lorraine Legend of Aladdin http://tinyurl.com/b2fwy7 Ozzy Soundboard http://tinyurl.com/bfk26m PAPA Thorn Tune-up (rude alert) http://able2laugh.com/master/pix.php?pic=007Tune-up.gif Scary footprints http://able2laff.com/master/pix.php?pic=footprints.jpg THAT'S ALL FOLKS! Have a nice day FROM: Martin aka the postman |
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