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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

Received from BattyBe

URINE THE ARMY NOW...While NASA continues its pioneering work of
turning an astronaut's urine into drinking water the mad geniuses of
the U.S. Army have come up with another invention you'd probably like
to live without: dried food pouches which can be rehydrated with your
old piss. Yum! The U.S. Army Soldier Systems Center which invented a
sandwich which could stay fresh for three years has now figured out a
way to reduce the amount of water soldiers need to carry for their
food supply. A specially designed filter inside the dehydrated
pouches of food will enable soldiers to create a meal using the
filthiest water they can find, or even their own urine. An engineer
at the company which creates the filters was kind enough to explain
that urine should only be used "in an absolute emergency," as if
anyone would use their own pee to cook food if they didn't really
have to.

buffalo says Ok I guess the Army has been watching too many episodes
of Man vs. Wild. Come to think of it I could make a great recruiting
film
for the Navy from this one.

Daytona 500 even in its abbreviated version was entertaining yesterday
and I was glad to see Ford win won. There was a couple of great
commercials yesterday. My favorite was the Budweiser commercial
with the GPS telling the driver to turn left every few seconds
followed
by the Home Depot commercial of the driver selecting his car, pit
crew,
owner, and 300,000 fans from the store. Logano should have opted
for a heavier front bumper as the wall turned his car into a
paperweight.

We got about an inch of snow and the graders were out this morning
trying to level things up a bit. I would have even went with a
Zamboni as
a skating rink would be no worse than 6 inch deep wagon ruts in the
middle of the street to drive through.

Enjoy the chips..... buffalo


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Arm Chips
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A man had been in a terrible car accident, and woke up in the
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Looking around, he noticed a doctor leaning over his bed.

"Jesus doc," the man exclaimed, "what happened. Where am I."

The doctor replied "You have been in a bad car accident, and you're
in
the hospital, but don't worry, you're going to be all right. The bad
news is that we had to amputate your right arm, above the elbow."

"Oh no," the man screamed. "I'd rather be dead. I can't go through
life without my arm. Please doc, kill me. I can't go on like
this........"

"Now son," said the doctor, "with the miracles of modern medicine
today, we can give you a Bionic Arm. Only costs one million dollars,
and it looks and works just like the real thing. Nobody will ever
know
it's not your own arm."

"Yeah, great," the man groaned. "And where the hell am I gonna get a
million bucks. I'm better off dead."

"Hang on now," said the doctor. "We've been looking for a case like
yours for a while now. We just came up with a new arm. For only ten
thousand dollars, you can have it. It looks just like the more
expensive one, but the only difference is that this one has a small
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"Well," the guy says, "I can probably afford ten grand. Go ahead,
sew
it on."

The next day, the guy woke up in the same bed, and saw the doctor
leaning over him again. "Well, doc, how did it go? Is everything all
right?"

"We think that the operation was a success," replied the
surgeon, "but
you will have to try it out, and let us know if there are any
problems
with it."

Later on in the day, the guy was lying in bed, practicing with his
new
arm.

"Lift up," he commanded. The arm lifted up.

"Move right." The arm moved to the right.

"Move left." The arm moved to the left.

Everything seemed to be working without a hitch, and he was really
pleased. All of a sudden, he had the urge to go to the bathroom.

He hopped out of bed, and proceeded into the john.

"Arm, reach down and undo my zipper."

The arm obeyed.

"Take out my Wang." The arm obeyed flawlessly.

The guy had his leak, and when he was done, he commanded, "Shake it."

The arm gave it a little shake.

"No, shake it harder!" The arm gave it a good shake.

"Hey," the guy said, "that feels pretty good... jerk it off."

Stan Kegel

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Lesbian Chips
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- A Lesbian buys real estate. A Dyke rents.
- A Lesbian drinks out of a wine glass. A Dyke pops a top.
- A Dyke owns a Harley. A Lesbian owns a 10 speed Schwinn.
- A Dyke's tattoos don't rub off. A Lesbian's don't show.
- A Lesbian brunches. A Dyke drives-through.
- A Lesbian has acquaintances. A Dyke has buddies.
- A Dyke buys 'Hustler' over the counter. A Lesbian has a
subscription.
- None of a Lesbian's earrings are made from parts of her tool box.
- A Lesbian drives a Porsche. A Dyke commands a pick-up.
- A Lesbian has her ears pierced. A Dyke goes further... WAY further!
- A Dyke can actually use the word dildo 15 to 20 times a day.
- A Lesbian passes gas. A Dyke farts.
- A Lesbian cooks. A Dyke defrosts.
- A Lesbian entertains at home. A Dyke has a regular bar stool.
- A Lesbian networks, and chats. A Dyke shows up.
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- A Dyke believes she looks great in a six dollar haircut.
- A Dyke will drink from any hose. A Lesbian carries her own Evian.
- A Lesbian makes dinner. A Dyke makes reservations.
- A Dyke plays softball. A Lesbian plays hardball.

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Little Johnny Chips
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Teacher: "Johnny, spell 'Fascinate.'"

Johnny: "'Fascinate,' F-a-s-c-i-n-a-t-e, 'Fascinate.'"

Teacher, "Now use 'Fascinate' in a sentence.

Johnny: "My sister, June, put on a sweater that has 10 buttons, but
she could only fascinate."

Teacher: "Johnny, I'm afraid you don't understand the meaning of the
word."

Johnny: "But I do."

Teacher: "Well, then explain how that could be the correct usage of
the word fascinate."

Johnny: "It was my sweater."

Teacher: "So?"

Johnny: "So, It did fascinate all the boys, because now June is
busting out all over."

Johnny passed the spelling test.

Stan Kegel

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Governor Chips
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On his job description as mayor: "A good portion of my job is spent
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Short Chips
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He asked her if her husband penetrated her when they had sex. She
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A new TV game show in Hollywood had many contestants who were
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thousand
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A young man, with a promising career ahead of him, decided to marry
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Random Chips
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"Did you hear that Linda got a great new job?" "Really? I wish I
could
do that. I'd like a change for the better." "Well, you can always do
what she did." "What's that?" "Don't wear panties to the interview."

"So how often do you have sex with your wife?" "Oh, four or five
times
a week." "That's more often than I get it!" "Well, it should be.
After
all, she's my wife."

Did you hear about the diner who didn't believe in flying saucers
until he goosed a waitress!

A sweet young thing of our acquaintance decided that she would
rather
be a young man's slave than an old man's darling, because she
couldn't
stand the idea of old age creeping up on her.

"I really don't know what you see in him, Susan. He's just an
everyday
sort of man." "Well, Jeez," Susan replied, "What more could a girl
ask
for?"

A young American was enjoying his first night in Rome, drinking
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answered. "How much?" he asked. "Fifty dollars," she replied.

A New York fashion designer warns that if hemlines get any shorter,
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Why is cunnilingus called eating, while fellatio is called a blow job?
The terms were invented by a woman to make the one sound
enjoyable
and the other like work.

What do you call a Roman with hair between his teeth?
Gladiator.

Why do Jewish girls have gold diaphragms?
So they can tell their fathers that their boyfriends are
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There Once Was A Girl, A Humdinger,
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Parting Chips
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Two Canadians are sitting in a bar bored out of their minds.
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"Ay, why don't we play 20 questions, ay?"
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Cock".
The second thinks a moment, and for his first clue asks,
"Ay, can you eat it, ay?"
The first guy rubs his chin and says, "Ay, I guess so, ay."
The second guy goes, "Is it a moose cock?"

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Bonus Chip
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The worst thing about getting your penis caught in the bicycle chain
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1526

Movie Night

BJ: Okay guys, it is movie night. I will pop some popcorn and each
of
you get your favorite movie and we will vote on the movie we will
watch.

Everyone heads for the movie library....

Later....

BJ: Okay, I have the popcorn and what is your pick Sandi?

Sandi: I have picked 'Lassie Come Home' the original Lassie
movie...I
always cry at that movie and it is a feel good movie to.

BJ: Good solid pick Sandi. You Rudy?

Rudy: I picked 'K-9'. I like it because it has action, comedy and
is a lot
of fun.

BJ: Good pick Rudy. Katherine?

Katie: Err, I picked 'Scooby-Doo and the Legend of the Vampire.'

BJ: Why?

Katie: I like Scooby-Doo and I like Cartoons. What did you pick
father?

BJ: I picked 'Cat's and Dogs.'

Sandi: I have a solution...We can watch Katie's as a cartoon
feature, then
watch Daddys. Tomorrow we can mine and Rudy's as a double feature.

Katie/Rudy: Yeah!!!

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