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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

Wow Friday again, time sure flies when you are stuck in a snow
globe.

I saw an announcement today about one of the local schools showing
movies at night and it brought back memories of school carnivals. In
sixth grade I became the school projectionist because I knew how to
thread all the machines, change lamps, and splice the tape when it
broke. I would be told when a film needed to be set up in the
library, get it from the office, and have it ready for the teacher
to turn on when their class came in. Later I would rewind the film,
fill out the paperwork, and package it up to go back to the company
that loaned it to us.
Carnivals and Halloween was special because they rented horror
movies and Three Stooges films and I got to run the concession.
After Junior High which was a part of the elementary school back
then I found other things to get involved in that were more fun but
even at 11 years old I was able to take over a job completely and do
it for three years. I think that comes from being the oldest of a
large family and
growing up in the country and probably from being a little on the
lazy side. I always had some scheme going to keep me in the good
graces of the teachers as I generally refused to do homework and was
the class clown.

I keep getting these letters from people that think that Sheriff Joe
Arpaio should be investigated for racial profiling in regards to his
efforts to enforce the country's immigration laws. I think he is
doing a fine and dandy job and if I was looking for illegal
aliens in Arizona, I would stand a better chance of success checking
Latino types named Jose than Irish lasses named Kate even though
both could be undocumented aliens. If things get much worse here
they are all going to be headed back south anyhow.

Eva has started signing me up for subscriptions on You Tube now as I
am getting notifications of new videos for the past couple of
days. She is home right now and it sure is quiet around here.

Enjoy the weekend ... buffalo

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by a married Chinese businessman, identified only by his
surname, Fan, since 2000. All the five knew about each other,
but chose not to break up the relationship as they received
a monthly allowance of 5,000 yuan ($733) and a rent-free
apartment.

The businessman was going to lay off four of his five
mistresses due to financial troubles. The women were allowed
to vie for the remaining position by competing on their
looks, their singing and their ability to drink alcohol (which
is exactly how I picked my wife, by the way).

When Fan told Yu she had lost her position and he was selling
her apartment, she decided to take revenge. She invited the
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and drove the car off a cliff, killing herself and seriously
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Oldies but good 'uns. Gordon in Tennessee

The 1st Affair

A married man was having an affair with his secretary.

One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon.

Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM.

The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes
outside and rub them in the grass and dirt.

He put on his shoes and drove home.

'Where have you been?' his wife demanded.

'I can't lie to you,' he replied, 'I'm having an affair with my
secretary.
We had sex all afternoon.'

She looked down at his shoes and said: 'You lying bastard!
You've been playing golf!'

The 2nd Affair

A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked
about having a son.

They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.

The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy.

The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son.

He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen.

He told his wife: 'There's no way I can be the father of this baby.
Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been
fooling around behind my back?'

The wife smiled sweetly and replied: 'Not this time!'

The 3rd Affair

A mortician was working late one night.

He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated, and made
a startling discovery.

Schwartz had the largest private part he had ever seen!

'I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz,' the mortician commented, 'I can't allow
you to be cremated with such an impressive private part.
It must be saved for posterity.'

So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home

'I have something to show you won't believe,' he said to his wife,
opening his briefcase.

'My God!' the wife exclaimed, 'Schwartz is dead!'

The 4th Affair

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening
the front door.

'Hurry,' she said, 'stand in the corner.'

She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum
powder.

'Don't move until I tell you,' she said, 'pretend you're a statue.'

'What's this?' the husband inquired as he entered the room.

'Oh it's a statue,' she replied, 'the Smiths bought one and I liked
it so I got one for us, too.'

No more was said, not even when they went to bed.

Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned
with a sandwich and a beer.

'Here,' he said to the statue, have this. I stood like that for two
days at the Smiths and nobody offered me a damned thing.'

The 5th Affair

A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer.

'Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent.'

'One Cent?' the man exclaimed.

He glanced at the menu and asked: 'How much for a nice juicy steak
and a bottle of wine?'

'A nickel,' the barman replied.

'A nickel?' exclaimed the man. 'Where's the guy who owns this
place?'

The bartender replied: 'Upstairs, with my wife.'

The man asked: 'What's he doing upstairs with your wife?'

The bartender replied: 'The same thing I'm doing to his business
down here.'

The 6th Affair

Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside. He looked up and said
weakly:
'I have something I must confess.'

'There's no need to, 'his wife replied.

'No,' he insisted, 'I want to die in peace. I slept with your
sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!'

'I know,' she replied, 'now just rest and let the poison work.


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'You don't mind if I clip my toe nails while we wait
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'Not to be picky or anything.... but is that what
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THINGS NOT TO SAY DURING SEX

Hurry up, the game's about to start.

You're so much like your sister . . .

Your best friend does it much better.

Stop moaning, you sound so stupid.

Of course you can't be on top, you're too fat, you'll
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It's OK honey, I can just imagine that it's bigger.

(phone rings) Hello? ... Oh nothing much. Just hanging
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Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's
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"Yes, I do."

"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the
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"Yes, I have to admit that I did."

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Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, I'm afraid I did."

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2 eggs, beaten
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1/4 cup yellow cornmeal
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Vegetable oil**
1 tablespoon hot pepper sauce

* Be sure to ask your favorite butcher -- or governor! -- to bring
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There once was a lady named Alice
Who used dynamite as a phallus
They found her vagina
in North Carolina
The rest of her wound up in Dallas
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There was a young girl from Devizes
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One was small
almost nothing at all
And the other was big and won prizes
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A weary old lecher named Blott
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The first rocket ship arrived on Mars, and the astronauts were
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great Martian joy and curiosity. In the course of the interviews
that
followed over the next several days, the interrogators came to the
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sex.

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Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1529

The Mirage

The day was hot and the dogs were laying outside on the ground.

Rudy: I'm thirsty.

Katie: Me too.

Sandi: What is that over there?

Rudy: Looks like an Ice cream parlor.

Katie: Odd I don't remember one being in our neighborhood before.

Sandi: Yummy, sure sounds good though.

Rudy: A-Rooo! Let's go.

Katie: I am with you.

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Rudy: Huff puff,,,hey, it isn't getting any closer. What is the
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must have ran close to a mile.

Sandi: Oh, I think I know what the problem is.

Katie: What is it Sandi?

Sandi: We are seeing a Mirage...it is a vision of something that
exists
another place. The image is being reflected from where it really
exists
to here and what we see is a false image. The real image could be
many
miles away, perhaps hundreds of miles.

Rudy: Oh, just look at that ice cream parlor will you...

Katie: We could go back home and look at father with our sad
eyes...

Rudy: A-Rooo!!!

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