The Postman's Corner "We in Washington will at last be able to provide government that is truly for the people. I realize that what I am asking, is that not only the Executive Branch, but even the Congress will have to change by giving up some of its power." Richard Nixon. 1971  The Slap Chop is a manual chopper machine that works when you slap the plunger part. Every slap triggers the 3 blades below to chop and cut the food. The more you slap the Slap Chop, the finer the food gets. Chop up potatoes for home fries, or add mushrooms and green peppers for a tasty side to your eggs. Even use the Slap Chop for vegetables like carrots, celery and radishes for an instant salad. Nuts and chocolate are chopped easy for toppings on ice-cream. The Slap Chop is great for onions and even garlic so your fingers don'™t smell and it saves time. 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Reuters says: The plan, unveiled on Wednesday, would allow up to 4 million borrowers facing foreclosure to get their payments reduced through modifications jointly paid for by lenders and the U.S. Treasury. Actually the truth is, guess what? its gonna be picked up by u and me, the tax payer. So, let me get this straight. I pay my mortgage for 20 years. Over the years we struggled, yep, got behind once or twice. But we worked our butt off. Sometimes had to work two jobs to pay the mortgage, but nobody ever foreclosed. Never got any government hand out, either and its mine. Now Im told I have to start paying higher taxes, because I have to help somebody else pay for a house they couldn't afford. Hmm. Wonder why I am not real excited about that? What's in it for the guy who paid his bills and did it on his own? During President Obama's inauguration speech, he said, "America, for those who did not vote for me, I hear your voices." Guess he must have missed mine. 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Several members did not approve of her activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence. She made a mistake, however, when she accused George, a new church member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon. She emphatically told George (and several others) that everyone who saw it parked there would know exactly what he was doing. George, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and then just turned and walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny... He said nothing. Later that evening, George quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's house... Walked home.. And left it there all night. You Gotta love George. ______________ It was at the office party. As they lay on the office reception couch in the darkened room, their breath came hot and fast."Oh, Melvin, oh Melvin," she said passionately, "You've never made love to me like this before. Is it because of the holiday spirit?" "No," he panted. "It is probably because I am not Melvin!" _____________ His girlfriend's father was interviewing Young Charles. "So," said that impressive personage, "you want to be my so-in-law, do you? "Not particularly," said Charles tactlessly, "but if I want to marry your daughter I haven't much choice, have I?" _______________ A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to town shopping. He decided to go fishing and he had to take her along. "I'll never do that again!" he told his mother that evening. "I didn't catch a thing!" "Oh, next time I'm sure she'll be quiet and not scare the fish away," his mother said. The boy said, "It wasn't that. She ate all the bait." _____________ Movie Trailers http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=38768&s=n Physic Music Pop http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=38965&s=n Armed Invasion Game http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=39085&s=n A beautiful young woman was appearing in court to face a public disorder charge. When her name was called out in the court foyer, she brushed her hair, checked her make-up, took a deep breath, and walked into the court and took to the witness stand. The charges were read out, and she was asked how she pleaded. "Not guilty," the woman answered emphatically. The prosecution council then approached the woman and said: "Is it true that on the 11th of December, last year, you committed acts of gross indecency with a one-legged dwarf - who was waving a union jack - on the roof of a car, whilst travelling at over 100 mph through the center of London, in a blizzard, and you were totally nude?" 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"We've never had a Democrat in the family before!" ______________ The brillant barrister F. E. Smith once defended a bus driver against claims that his negligence had caused injury to a young man's arm: "Will you please show us how high you can lift your arm now?" Smith asked the plaintiff. The young man obediently raised his arm to shoulder level, his face contorted with apparent pain. "Thank you," said Smith. "And now, please, will you show us how high you could lift it before the accident?" The man's arm shot above his head. _____________ BUFFALO Bill Welcome To Ontario http://www.buffalosjokes.com/31394.htm Crowded Beach http://www.buffaloschips.com/32154.htm PAPA Thorn Lava diving http://able2laugh.com/master/pix.php?pic=007sports0018.jpg Real Stickup! 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