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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

Nancy called me Monday and my normally sweet little sister was
hostile. Lighthouse the ISP that we both use had double billed
her credit card and she was sure that it had to do with her plans
to cancel her subscription to Wildblue. For those of you that have
never heard of it Wildblue is the satellite hi-speed solution from
Hell. For many rural users it is the only broadband available
but when the weather gets bad you lose your signal, if the dish
gets bumped you lose your signal, and if you download anything
bigger than your email they figure you are a pirate and throttle
your
connection making it as slow as dial-up. Tech support is poor to
non-existent and there is a hefty penalty for canceling it before
the end of the contract. Nancy had tore hers down and threw it
into a corner of the garage over a year ago when she got cable
and the thought of being charged for another month was too much.
She threatened to sue them if the money was not returned to her
card.

I had noticed some strange billing notices on Sunday and had
thought nothing of it because the one said I owed them 20
dollars which I knew was right and the other said that I had paid
them 21.65 and owed them nothing which I had done in December
and I knew that was wrong so I dropped in and paid the 20 dollars
on Monday and they admitted they had their computer go out of
control over the weekend and we laughed about it.

Today the sent a letter of apology out to all of their users and
Nancy
got her money back. The reason for all the problem was that the
billing program system had an issue with the month of Feb having
only 28 days. That makes sense, what programmer could have
seen that one coming. heh heh

Enjoy the chips... buffalo

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The girl opens it.

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Standing in line at a Honolulu cathouse or spending
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for me. They were not men given to the prerogatives of their
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from here to fifty feet past the screwguards along with six of your
closest friends." And he probably wasn't bullshitting.

They trained us. Not only us, but hundreds more just like us. If it
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seamen and matured like good whiskey in steel hulls over many years.
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many years, they could read you like
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DON'T. It won't be worth it." "Aye Aye, Chief."

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that Chiefs are the standard by
which you measure all others.

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Marines will be guarding the streets. Well, I don't know about that
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oil-stained hat and a cigar stub clenched
in his teeth, standing at the brow to assign us our bunks and tell
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would be amazed.

So thanks you old casehardened unsalvageable sonofabitches. Save me
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1514

The Ride

Diana: Isn't today the day you take Katie for a ride around the
block in
the car?

BJ: Oh yes, thanks for reminding me. I almost forgot. Katie want
to go
for a ride?

ZOOM!!!!

BJ: Don't run me over girl. I see you have your riding scarf and
all.

Katie: I am ready to go father.

Outside they approach the car only to see Rudy and Sandi beside the
car.

Rudy: Wanna go.

Sandi: Me to.

BJ: I can understand Rudy wanting to go. He usually can either go
or not,
but Sandi... you do not like to ride.

Sandi: Today I wish to go.

BJ: Okay..everyone in.

Sandi: Shotgun!

Katie: Hey that is my spot.

Sandi: Not today.

BJ notices they are all sitting up..that is sitting on their behinds
as he
drives. This is different. Usually one or two of you are lying
down.

Rudy: I always like to look out the window.

Sandi: I never get in the front seat and it is helping my car
sickness. This
is great Daddy.

Katie: I am okay ... though I am in the back seat...Hrumpt!

Later after arriving home....

Sandi: Thank you Daddy I had a good time. Perhaps next time we can
take some sandwiches.

BJ: My dogs...always different.

The herd in Guthrie (they actually surprised me with this)

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