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We chose to sneak off to the cheap seat theater last night, since there was not much of interest to us on the tube, and we caught a double feature instead. I saw that the crowd was noticeably lower last night it seemed, than normal. the place seemed kinda empty. I don't know if that was cuz of the game or not. It happened to be our lucky day. Altho we have yet to learn the reason why, the theater declared "The war department" a winner when she bought our tickets and we won a free nachos and cheese. And while she was at the concession stand claiming our prize along with pop and popcorn, I struck up a conversation with a nice young fellow in a suit. Turned out he was grew up in my home state. I was telling him how we enjoyed the theater and then I discovered he was also the manager of the place, and he gave us free passes. He is also a new reader to the page this morning. Welcome Mark! I've gotten free coupons a time or two when I complained about the service like in a restaurant, but its the first time I ever got free coupons for giving an establishment 'compliments. We picked a couple of excellent flicks. One was a remake of that old sci fi classic, 'The day the Earth stood still'. The other was that one Clint Eastwood directed: 'Changeling' to watch I'm sure you would enjoy either one. I suppose it is sortof silly going to the theater these days. Specially when there is paper view and net flix so you don't even have to leave home. And there's a ton of movies you can watch on the Internet for free if you know where to look. But its not about that. For us, the cheapseat theater just gives us a reason to get out of the house in the winter time. And that is a good thing. Hope you have a great Monday! I have been asked to publish the link for the postmans ink cartridge store again. Many of you have discovered the great deals on ink and cartridges that you can get there. Still others realize it is also a great way to support THE POSTMAN'S CORNER For whatever reason, be sure to buy your cartridges at the postmans cartridge store. All proceeds will be used to support the publishing of this page. Thank you once again for your support! Buy two cartridges you will get a third for FREE  Tired of paying way too much for your ink and toner? Then you're in luck, because at ClickInks we're obsessed with saving you money! With our buy 2 get 1 free offer on select cartridges, free shipping on orders over $50, and a 100% money back guarantee you've got nothing to lose and EVERYTHING to gain! http://www.thepostm We do hope you enjoy today's issue! 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One says to other, 'I can't be bothered to walk all the way home ' 'I know, me too but we've no money for a cab and we've missed the last bus home.' 'We could steal a bus from the depot.' replies his mate. They arrive at the bus depot and one goes in to get a bus while the other keeps a look-out. After shuffling around for ages, the lookout shouts, 'What are you doing? Have you not found one yet?' 'I can't find a No. 91' 'Oh Jeysus Christ, ye tick sod, take the No. 14 and we'll walk from the roundabout. ____________ When the Software industry had badly gone down, three giants Sun, SCO(UNIX) and Microsoft started producing condoms and named them Java-condo, CondomiX and MS-Condom respectively. A customer using Java-condo complained to Sun that the condom doesn't fit correctly. Sun replied: "Wait till we get the ISO standard". They boasted that it will fit to any size irrespective of underlying structure. Well, the customer switched to CondomiX and found that by the time he finishes reading the instructions, given along with CondomiX, his wife was sleeping and he himself forgetting why he is using CondomiX. Finally he switched to MS-Condom. To his surprise it was so good........ and comfortable! . He used it happily.Six months later he found that his wife was pregnant. He got angry and complained to Microsoft. He got his reply from Microsoft: . What do u think was Microsoft's reply....... ....??? A PATCH IS COMING SOON...! ____________ At school little Johnny's class is learning about medicines. Sister Catherine, the teacher, asks the pupils what kind of medicines they know and what they are used for. The first pupil said: 'Tylenol?' 'Very good! And what is it used for?' 'It is used for a headache.' The second pupil said: 'Nytol.' 'Excellent!' said Sister Catherine. 'And what it is used for?' 'To help you sleep', replied the student. Now it is Johnny's turn and he said: 'Viagra.' 'And what is it used for, Johnny?' asked the surprised Sister catherine. 'It is used for diarrhea.' 'And who told you this, Johnny?' 'Nobody, but every evening my mother tells my father 'take a viagra, and maybe that shit will get harder.'' ____________ A local lawyer was sitting in his office the other morning when in walked a beautiful young lady. Without any preliminaries she said she wanted a divorce. "On what grounds?" asked the lawyer. "I don't think he is faithful to me," she replied. "And what makes you think he isn't faithful?" asked the lawyer. "Well," replied the young lady, "I don't think he is the father of my child." ____________ "An abstract noun," the teacher said, "is something you can think of, but you can't touch it. Can you give me two examples?" "Sure," teenage Pauly replied. "Your boobs!" _________ A FEW reasons why some women have cats and NOT husbands. 1. A cat always comes in SOBER after being out all night. 2. When a cat goes to the toilet she tries not to leave a trace. 3. You can put a bell around a cat's neck so you know exactly where she is. 4. If you stroke a cat she won't leap on you for sex. 5. You don't mind that much if a cat brings a bird home every night. 6. When a cat comes in at midnight, it doesn't wake you up by smashing into the furniture. 7. Cats never pretend they know how to set the clock in the VCR. 8. Cats don't care what size your boobs are. 9. Cats still love you even when your perm goes wrong. 10. Cats love rubbing up to your legs no matter how much cellulite you have. 11. Cats can be neutered if they stray. ____________ BUFFALO Bill Real World http://www.buffalos Enough Foreplay.. http://www.buffalos PAPA Thorn Shoplifter warning http://able2laff. No messy deaths allowed http://able2laff. Speed http://able2laff. THAT'S ALL FOLKS! Have a nice day FROM: Martin aka the postman |
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