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Finally, needs outweighed the upset puppy, he did his morning stuff, and proceeded to go right back to sleep after we came in. The democrats muscled their stimulus package through congress and it reached approval last night. So you might be happy to know that you will possibly have a little more money to spend this year. In spite of our new president's promise to put aside political differences and work with the opposition, it was passed with virtually no Republican support whatsoever. Seems that its business as usual this year in Washington, inspite of the so called promises for change. A GREAT HAPPY VALENTINES DAY TO ALL!  We do hope you enjoy today's issue! Cordially Martin aka the postman __________ THE COMICS I lost 180 pounds http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/p062.html you're in luck http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/p061.html things are tight http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/p063.html I don't need sex http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/p064.html he gets my vote http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/p066.html An Amish I pod http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/p068.html Armando realizes it http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/p069.html LETS GO TO THE MOVIES Britney Spears banned pepsi commercial http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies4898.html family guy=-banned simpson joke http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies4900.html poopie diaper?? http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies4902.html a great football play http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies4904.html POWER POINT DISPLAYS THE SIMPLE LIFE http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/jsw/psp2003.html prize winning ads http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/jsw/psp2004.html the planet is in danger http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/jsw/psp2005.html ____________ COOL PICS I work at a hospital in labor and delivery. We had a patient whose last name was Seaman. The patient was discharged but the ward clerk was not informed. Later in the day, admissions called and wanted to know if the patient had been discharged. The ward clerk put admissions on hold and yelled out, "Who discharged Seaman?" After a long pause, we all burst out laughing _____________ Sitting in the bar George asked his 40-year-old buddy Johnny, "How come you aren't married?" Johnny: "I haven't found the right woman yet." George: "So what are you looking for?" Johnny: "Oh she's got to be real pretty, - a good cook and house-keeper, and she's got to know how to handle money, a really nice and pleasant personality is a must -and money, she's got to have money...and a home, a nice big house, is what she has to have." George: "A woman like that would be crazy to marry YOU." Johnny: "Oh, it's okay if she is crazy." _____________ On a recent vacation at a resort with my in-laws, we planned to spend an afternoon at the pool with our kids. We wanted to bring our own drinks, but were unsure of the hotel's policy. My brother-in-law called the front desk, and assuming everyone was familiar with the brand of ice chest he had, asked if it was all right if he brought a Playmate to the pool. After a pause, the clerk asked, "Does she have her own towel?" _____________ Clash N Slash: Worlds Away http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=38773&s=n 4 Elements Game http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=39070&s=n Puzzle Express http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=38754&s=n The girl called a sex therapist and said, "Remember when you told me the way to a man's heart was through his stomach? Well, last night I found a new route... Now I need some birth control pills." The doc asked, "What's his occupation?" The girl said, "Army." "Active or retired?" "If he wasn't active, I wouldn't need these damn pills, would I?" ______________ Mike: Do you remember first meeting your wife? John: Sure, I found Jill lying face down in the gutter. I lifted her to her feet and promised her that if she agreed to marry me, she would begin a new life and I'd never allow her near the gutter again. Mike: Wow, I hope she appreciates what you did for her. John: Not really. Jill hated to give up bowling. ________________ An older Jewish gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to get the anesthesia he asked to speak to his son. "Yes Dad, what is it?" "Don't be nervous, son; do your best and just remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me ... your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife. ______________ PAPA Thorn limerick New Sci-fi flick http://able2laff.com/master/pix.php?pic=006movies-0040.jpg Probably Right http://able2laff.com/master/pix.php?pic=006ProbablyRight.jpg She just can't read http://able2laff.com/master/pix.php?pic=006saga-1000.jpg BUFFALO Bill I'll Have the Brown Crap http://www.buffaloschips.com/32115.htm Canned Tits http://www.buffaloschips.com/32113.htm Clara http://www.buffaloschips.com/32114.htm THAT'S ALL FOLKS Have a nice day FROM: Martin aka the postman |
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