THE POSTMAN'S CORNER  Take the guesswork out of watering your plants with Aqua Globes! Simply fill the globes with water, and as the soil becomes dry, the Aqua Globe will water the plant for you! Great for automatic watering while on vacation. Your plants stay perfectly watered for up to 2 weeks! PERFECT FOR: - Houseplants - Hanging plants - Patio plants - Exotic plants YOU GET: Set of 4 bulbs in various colors Made from hand-blown glass Gift boxes http://www.thepostm  Scrub King - Cuts Your Cleaning Jobs In Half RISK FREE FOR 14 DAYS! Simply attach to any garden hose and you get the only portable scrubber in the world with the power of a water jet! Easily attach almost any home steam cleaner and now you have the muscle of the Scrub KingTM plus the power of steam to Power Clean, Degrease and Sanitize! 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Twin Draft Guards are also helpful in blocking harmful fumes from the garage and the damp chill from the basement. http://www.thepostm GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS! So, you watching the "Stupid" bowl today? This is one of the biggest days of the year for folks like Papa Johns, Subway, and etc. The major networks will make a bundle selling those crazy and silly advertisements. And millions will tune the "idiot box" in to watch the great event from home. I was never big on sports. So, as unAmerican as it may seem, I must confess that I most likely will NOT be watching or participating in the festivities. About the closest I get to watching "sports" on tv is the occasional NASCAR race. Altho even NASCAR lost its luster a few years back. When Johnny B. lost his #10 ride, that pretty much did me in. Growing up, we didn't do a lot of tv Sports. If we were not out working in the fields, my bro and me were usually busy hunting or fishing for our next meal. Wonder how much good could be accomplished in this great country of ours if all the money spent on the Super bowl was spent on charity? Wonder what difference it may make. Here's a little challenge. Figure out the number of hours you spend watching the game, Then match that number of hours by volunteering at your favorite mission, church or other non profit organization. If every man woman and child watching the game did that, I just wonder, What kind of impact might that have on our country? We do hope you enjoy today's issue! Martin aka the postman  THE COMICS Well Hillary http://www.thepostm The wisdom of Greenspan http://www.thepostm getting somewhere http://www.thepostm the height of redundancy http://www.thepostm the upgrade http://www.thepostm her cooking is so bad http://www.thepostm the wisdom of horses http://www.thepostm the bananna http://www.thepostm LETS GO TO THE MOVIES favorite sausages http://www.thepostm the doggie and the garbage truck http://www.thepostm the rare vase http://www.thepostm he could put most break dancers to shame http://www.thepostm the dogs and the jump rope http://www.thepostm Dirty Darth Vader http://www.thepostm 3 guitar players, one guitar http://www.thepostm the body guard http://www.thepostm INTERESTING STUFF London from the air http://www.thepostm do you remember http://www.thepostm the legacy of GW Bush http://www.thepostm top ten sexual annomolies http://www.thepostm the birth of Jesus Christ http://www.thepostm President Obama reads Bush's letter http://www.thepostm ____________ An old sea captain, and a little guy who played the fiddle, were arguing about women. The old sea captain tells the little fiddle player that women can't be trusted, and they will not be faithful under any circumstances. The little fiddle player said well he bet his wife would not do anything like that. So, the old sea captain said he would bet his ship and cargo against the fiddler player's violin that she would be unfaithful. The fiddle player took the bet, and invited the sea captain over to his house, and sent the two of them into the bedroom while he waited outside the door. A half hour went by and he heard nothing from his wife, so he started singing to the tune of Auld Lang Sine: Be true, my love, be true my love, It's only for an hour. Don't screw, my love, don't screw, my love, And the ship and cargo's ours. She sang back to him: Too late, my love, too late, my love, He's got me round the middle, He's screwed me once, he'll do it twice, And you've lost your damned old fiddle!!! ____________ Mary comes home from her date with Tom and is on cloud nine. She happily tears off her clothes, tosses them all around the room jumps into bed and falls fast asleep. The next morning her mom comes in and wakes Mary up and says, " How was your date last night?" "It was alright, I guess." "It must have been a lot better than that," says mom, " Your panties are still stuck to the ceiling." ____________ Snowy Treasure Hunter Snowy the Bear's Adventures http://www.funpagee Shotgun Fun Game http://www.funpagee Around The World In 80 Days http://www.funpagee Jewel of Atlantis http://www.funpagee Ninja vs Pirates Game http://www.funpagee Rise of Atlantis http://www.funpagee Mahjongg Artifacts: Chapter 2 http://www.funpagee Stunt Dirt Bike http://www.funpagee Lawyer: "Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?" Witness: "Yes." Lawyer: "Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?" Witness: "Yes, sir." Lawyer: "What did she say?" Witness: "'What disco am I at?'" ____________ A lady stumbles into a police station with a black eye. She claims she heard a noise in her back yard and went to investigate. The next thing she knows, she tells the desk sergeant, she is hit in the eye and knocked out cold. The sergeant dispatches an officer to her house to investigate, and he returns an hour and a half later -- with a black eye. "Did you get hit by the same person?" the sergeant asks. "No," says the patrolman. "I stepped on the same rake." ____________ BUFFALO Bill Taking Out The Sting http://www.buffalos PAPA Thorn Pick up your toys http://able2laugh. Safety http://able2laff. THAT'S ALL FOLKS Have a nice day FROM: Martin aka the postman |
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