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Well, the down side to that is the other night my son was up late and I don't know what he ate, but sound DEFINTELY travels through the heat registers quite well. While I didn't catch an odor, the kid did manage to get my attention a couple times. So last night, he is working late, and I plotted my revenge. I tied a couple of them to the door jam of his room, and then to the door knob. He definitely had a surprise when he came in the door at 3am I thought it was rather funny myself but the war department, who was sound asleep in the middle of the night at the other end of the hallway, did not appreciate my sense of humor. 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She says: 'There you go again, trying to put words in my mouth.' _________________ A Catholic priest and a Rabbi are talking about job prospects. "Well," says the priest, "there's a good chance that I'll be the next bishop . . . maybe within the next couple of years." "Bishop!" marvels the Rabbi, "very nice. And after that?" "Oh, I don't know, I suppose it's possible I could become Archbishop . . . given luck and God's blessing." "Very nice, very nice; and after Archbishop?" "Ha! Well, you know, it's Cardinal after that, but it's really very unlikely. But in theory, I could become a Cardinal." "Lovely!" enthuses the Rabbi, "the scarlet would suit your complexion. So what's after Cardinal?" The priest smiles. "After Cardinal? Well, it's Pope . . . but I'm hardly likely to become . . . hmmm, oh I suppose it's just possible. If a Pole can, why not an Englishman again? Yes, I could just become Pope." "Splendid! I would take personal pride in your becoming the Pope. And after Pope what?" The priest looks at him in surprise, "After Pope? There's nothing after Pope! I mean, there's just God above the Pope . . . I can't become God." "So why not?" the Rabbi said, "one of our boys made it." _________________ Two Italians, Luigi and Antonio, met on the street. "Hey, Antonio," said Luigi, "where you been for the past two weeks? Nobody seen you around!" "Dona talka to me, Luigi," replied Antonio. "I been inna jail." "Jail!" exclaimed Luigi. "What for you been inna jail?" "Wella, Luigi," Antonio said, "I was lying onna dis beach, and the cops come, arrest me and throw me inna jail." "But dey dona throw you in jail just for lying onna da beach!" Luigi countered. "Yeah, but dis beach, she was a-screamin and a- kickin and a-yellin". ____________ Two little boys were arguing. "My father is better than your father!" "No he's not!" "My brother is better than your brother!" "No he's not!" "My mother is better than your mother!" The second boy paused. 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