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This issue is a little short. I just ain't feelin up to par so I'm gonna go back to bed, Have a great morning! We do hope you enjoy today's issue! Cordially Martin aka the postman  THE COMICS help me out http://www.thepostm the tshirt says it all http://www.thepostm if the stars could talk http://www.thepostm you're all hooked up http://www.thepostm confused bird http://www.thepostm a big pothole http://www.thepostm I assure you http://www.thepostm something worth fighting over http://www.thepostm LETS GO TO THE MOVIES middle aged woman http://www.thepostm pistol shrimp http://www.thepostm born an asshole-wav file http://www.thepostm Eva: "I'm going to be an airline flight attendant because it's a wonderful way to meet lots of men." Cindy: "There are plenty of other jobs where you could meet men." Eva: "Maybe so, but they wouldn't be strapped in their seats." ____________ Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine." His second friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the plummer the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine." Paddy says: "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief. "No I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed." ____________ Three lawyers and three engineers are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three lawyers each buy tickets and watch as the three engineers buy only a single ticket. "How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asked one of the three lawyers. "Watch and you'll see," answers one of the engineers. They all board the train. The lawyers take their respective seats but all three engineers cram into a restroom and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train as departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, "Ticket, please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The lawyers saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the lawyers decide to copy the engineers on the return trip and save some money. When they get to the station, the lawyers buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the engineers don't buy a ticket at all. "How are you going to travel without a ticket," asks one perplexed lawyer. "Watch and you'll see," says one of the engineers. When they board the train the three engineers cram into a restroom and the three lawyers cram into another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterward, one of the engineers leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the lawyers are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please." ____________ Students in an Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk, worth 70 points or none at all. One student , in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages. He wrote: 1.) It is perfect formula for the child. 2.) It provides immunity against several diseases. 3.) It is always the right temperature. 4.) It is inexpensive. 5.) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa. 6.) It is always available as needed. And then, the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell indicating the end of the test rang, he wrote... 7.) It comes in cute containers. He got an A! ____________ Special Member Notice http://able2laugh. ____________ Dress Up Brangelina http://tinyurl. Zorro Stop That http://www.buffalos Clean Underwear http://www.buffalos THAT'S ALL FOLKS! Have a nice day FROM: Martin aka the postman |
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