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So if you are down in the big easy today, enjoy your pancakes an eggs! Shrove Tuesday is a term used in Ireland, the United Kingdom,[1] and Australia[2] for the day preceding the first day of the Christian holiday season of Lent. The word shrove is the past tense of the English verb shrive, which means to obtain absolution for one's sins by way of Confession and doing penance. Thus Shrove Tuesday gets its name from the shriving that English Christians were expected to do prior to receiving absolution immediately before Lent begins. Shrove Tuesday is the last day of "shrovetide", the English equivalent to the Carnival tradition that developed separately in countries of Latin Europe. The term "Shrove Tuesday" is no longer widely known in the United States outside of Liturgical Traditions, such as the Lutheran, Episcopal, and Roman Catholic Churches. [3][4] because of the increase in many immigrant populations and traditions since the 19th century. "Mardi Gras" is much more widely-used.The festival is widely associated with the eating of foods such as pancakes, originally because these used up ingredients such as fat and eggs, the consumption of which was traditionally restricted during Lent. If you have not celebrated fat Tuesday before, you may want to head over to International house of pancakes today, as they are serving free pancakes and sausage to all who make a donation to the children's miracle network. A project I plan to implement later this morning as soon as I finish this page. From 7 a.m. to 10 p.m., IHOP, also known as the International House of Pancakes, will serve short stacks in exchange for a donation to the Children's Miracle Network. Like the paczki fried dough enjoyed by the Polish on Fat Tuesday, the English herald the beginning of fasting during Lent by eating pancakes on Shrove Tuesday, according to the chain. We do hope you enjoy today's issue! 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