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Too bad we were not up to going anywhere. Today promises to be as warm. I should get the motorcycle out this afternoon. Unfortunately, the back driveway is nothing but mud. Oh well, spring is coming soon. We had gone to see a chick flick movie last time we were at the cheapseat theater. And its my turn to pick the movie. We were going to go this weekend, but her flu changed our plans. I think we are going to see a James Bond movie that is playing right now. if she ever gets over this nasty bug she has. The house next door has finally been sold. It has been foreclosed on twice now in the last 10 years. And it has been sitting empty since the early part of last summer. The old owner was a young single fellow who sold new cars. Apparently he wasn't very good at it. I think actually the guy was more interested in the "night life" and "life in the fast lane" than rather than being a homeowner. I can tell you the new neighbors have a ambitious project because it is definetly a fixer upper. They parked a great big huge dumpster in the back yard and have been busy hauling junk out of there for the last two weeks. Yesterday, with the warm weather, they tore down the fence between our property. The former owners had let it deteriorate badly and they tok a sledge hammer to it. Altho some of the war department's flowers suffered from the effort, I am very glad they got rid of it. I hope we will have neighbors that will actually care about their property for a change. We do hope you enjoy today's issue! Cordially Martin aka the postman ____________  THE COMICS take it from me honey http://www.thepostm what would you like http://www.thepostm sophisticated thieves http://www.thepostm a new kind of cheese http://www.thepostm breast feeding http://www.thepostm wedding invitation http://www.thepostm major crack http://www.thepostm sex with the lights on http://www.thepostm ____________  LETS GO TO THE MOVIES change and the president http://www.thepostm theres a cat in the bathroom! http://www.thepostm how to get rid of boogers http://www.thepostm off road truck accident http://www.thepostm 911 call-wav file http://www.thepostm Miss Cleo-wav file http://www.thepostm what you can do with a yo yo http://www.thepostm David after the dentist http://www.thepostm ____________ POWER POINT DISPLAY INTERESTING STUFF Minnie the monkey http://www.thepostm love me tender or else http://www.thepostm fire that sketch artist! http://www.thepostm the man has no legs or arms - he's giving talk to school kidsvery inspiring. http://www.thepostm 10 websites that will matter in 2009 http://www.thepostm ____________ After buying her kids a pet hamster, after they promised they would take care of it, mom, as usual, ended up with the responsibility. One evening, exasperated, she asked them, "How many times do you think that hamster would have died if I hadn't looked after it?" After a moment, her five-year-old son replied quizzically, "Uh, once?" ____________ A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when a robber with a ski mask burst in and pulls a gun. He yells to the bartender, "This is a stick-up! Put all your dough in this bag!" The frightened bartender pleads, "Don't shoot, please! I'll do as you say!" The robber yells, "Shut up and empty the cash register!" The bartender says, "Okay, okay! Just don't shoot, I have a wife and kids! I'll do whatever you say!" The crook takes the money then puts the gun to the bartender's head and says, "Alright, now give me a blow job!" "Anything!" cries the bartender, "Just don't shoot!" The bartender starts to blow the crook. As the crook gets excited, he drops the gun. The bartender sees the gun on the floor, picks it up, hands it back to the crook and yells, "Hold the gun, damn it! One of my friends might walk in!" ____________ Armed Invasion Game http://www.funpagee Trip Space Game http://www.funpagee Cribbage Quest http://www.funpagee Ultimate Babysitter http://www.funpagee Magic Card Game http://www.funpagee Legend of Aladdin http://www.funpagee Blackbeard's Island Deluxe http://www.funpagee Dress Up Hannah Montana http://www.funpagee A fellow was following a truck in heavy traffic. Every block or so, when they were stopped at a stop light, the driver of the truck would jump out of the cab with a big stick and bang on the side of the cargo bay. He'd then jump back into the cab in time to drive away when the signal changed. The first fellow observed this for several miles, until he could stand it no longer. The next time the truck driver jumped out with the stick, the first fellow jumped out and ran up to him. "I'm sorry to bother you," he said, over the din of the banging, "but I am very curious; could you tell me what you are doing?" Without breaking rhythm, the truck driver replied, "Sure, Mac. Ya see, this here's a six-ton truck but I've got eight tons of canaries aboard, so I've gotta keep two ton of them flying all the time so I don't break an axle". ____________ Andy came to work one day, limping something awful. One of his co-workers, Josh, noticed and asked Andy what happened. Andy replied, "Oh, nothing. It's just an old hockey injury that acts up once in a while." Josh, "Gee, I never knew you played hockey." Andy, "No I don't. I hurt it last year when I lost $100 on the Stanley Cup play-offs. I put my foot through the television.. ____________ For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at this country inn. The previous year he'd finally managed an affair with the innkeeper's daughter. Looking forward to an exciting few days, he dragged his suitcase up the stairs of the inn, then stopped short. There sat his lover with an infant on her lap! "Helen, why didn't you write when you learned you were pregnant?" he cried. "I would have rushed up here, we could have gotten married, and the baby would have my name!" "Well," she said, "when my folks found out about my condition, we sat up all night talkin' and talkin' and decided it would be better to have a bastard in the family than a lawyer." ____________ PAPA Thorn BUFFALO Bill THAT'S ALL FOLKS! Have a nice day FROM: Martin aka the postman |
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